Jesus fuck. I wish that we had national white lady meetings just so we could all vote them out of sisterhood. Like, y’all are now honorary white men, but still with your 23% cut in pay and PMS.

people trying to pat themselves on the back for writing in someone. hell no.

whatever you do, don’t read the NYT this morning. the comments are a boatload of trash. there are comments like “we should acknowledge the fact that some Republicans wrote in a name” BITCH WHAT?

“I wouldn’t trust the average restaurant management group to do the right thing,”

Exactly, that’s how I’m able to afford a new iPhone every month.

It’s not about your precious innate reputation, white person who lacks nuance and perhaps could use a lesson or twelve in how to self-reflect, it’s about your actions. Just take down the stupid flag. Nobody’s trying to police your thoughts; we’re just all trying to live our lives — and when you hang out a symbol whose…

A person with an Irish last name telling someone else not to overcook their potatoes is priceless.

Larry,

has anyone confirmed keaton’s stories about the bullying incidents?
seems that a family of grifters has been outed

But what if we said please?

Was just having this conversation with Mr. PissReekingOcelot last night. The distribution of what are currently states into new nation states (or whatever the fuck) is super interesting, based on this exact geography. And who gets Alaska and Hawaii in the breakup, too? I like Alaska but it’s a little dicey; Hawaii…

I think it would involve the West coast and the Northeast joining Canada maybe taking a couple great lake states with them. It sucks to be Colorado and New Mexico in this scenario. Though maybe if Utah see who they’ll be left with, they go along with Nevada and Colorado.

If we divided up the union, how many pieces would we need to break off into. Would it be possible to lump the south and midwest together into one nation (I’m guessing the capital would be the Talladega Motor Speedway), while keeping the rest of the country even if it’s separated geographically (West coast, plus north…

Yes, anyone who answered anything other than “Robert Mueller” should have to go through the spanking machine.

“Border security” is more important than your family.

I think what gets me is that if he really thinks the border security money is vital, worth the deportation of this girl’s sister and other young people like her, he should at least be able to say that and defend his priorities. Tell her what that border security money will be spent for and why it’s important, and give…

My local school board has student board members, and I routinely see them showing more leadership, and certainly more courage, than our elected officials.

Honey, maybe you shouldn’t have kids if you’re such a weak bitch that you can’t teach your kid “fuck” is a dirty word (BY YOUR STANDARDS) and they shouldn’t say it. My parents somehow figured out how to teach us character mattered and how to be good citizens without giving a damn what other people were doing.