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Sure, they’re cute when they’re little but then when they grow up they enslave mankind.

This is the White House communications director, people. Let that sink in.

Let he who has not tried to suck his own cock cast the first stone.

Whatever it is, I’ll buy one if it can PEEL AND REPLACE a big misshaped orange.

Fox News the next morning: “Look, it doesn’t state anywhere in the Constitution that the President can’t sodomize animals on White House grounds. Plus, he’s still very new to politics, so it’s a bit unfair to expect him to know how the fake news media would respond to a President who cares so passionately about…

“But her e-mails!!!! Durrrrrr!”

I can’t imagine what it would take, but this isn’t it. Like, I literally can’t imagine. Trump could sodomize a dead dog on the White House lawn while conducting a press conference about the aliens from Planet Blurnox making a delicious pesto quesadilla and he’d still be able to count on at least 200 electoral votes in…

I’m not sure if you made that up or if it is a transcript.

“This time, don’t be afraid to lean into it.”

He also thinks Akie Abe doesn’t speak English.

That fun little nugget was absolutely the most terrifying part for me...like this man thinks we’re all up in arms over $12/month insurance? Can we uh...please have $12/month insurance that appreciates over time?

He thinks health insurance is life insurance.

You didn’t believe Trump could win? Not even remotely possible? You’re as hopelessly naive as the Democrats that are being written about in this article. I went into that night in a cold sweat, scared to death because it was obvious that Trump had a shot.

You’re presuming all of Hillary’s voters voted FOR her and not against Trump. I’ll go on record here as having voted against Trump. I’ll wager a pretty good number of people voted with me. I thought neither of them would be good for the country. Hillary just happened to be less bad.

People can sit there and say Hillary was a bad candidate, but she beat Trump to the tune of 3M+ in the popular vote and that just eats him up. She wasn’t a bad candidate, she was the unfortunate result of an electoral college system that nowadays has a built in advantage in the red states.

So tired of the popular vote argument. It is such a red herring. It’s like arguing your team should have won the game because they had more passing yards.

OF COURSE there was gonna be a backlash.

My roommate walks in while I am playing the video, yelling, “Are you making fun of the President again!”

My roommate walks in while I am playing the video, yelling, “Are you making fun of the President again!”

I want a giant analog clock...like 5-6 feet diameter.

I want a giant analog clock...like 5-6 feet diameter.