because over the river is faster than through the woods

My problem with my underwear is usually just stretched-out elastic waist. Not because I’m getting fatter (ok maybe I am) but just the washing machine, etc. I rarely if ever get holes in them. I guess i’m gentle on underwear. Well, at least mine...

Are you looking for guest list with names, age, orientation, and race or all attendees? I don’t know what you’re expecting here

Does Barron’s t-shirt indicate he has been offered a position as advisor?

I agree, this imbalance needs to stop. We need cars designed and built in America, like the Ford Focus, Buick Cascada or the Chevrolet SS.

A note to your white male 350 pound congressman that he should have actually be prescribed 1 1/2 viagra tablets per “session” might help...

“But I’m a white male! This isn’t supposed to happen to me!”

You joke, but I guarantee that he would have blamed Obama had he been in office when this occurred.

“DON’T YOU KNOW WHO I AM??!”

#MakeThursdayGreatAgain

Don’t just limit it to US presidents. He said “no politician in *history*”

#MakeThursdayGreatAgain

See also, very-very, really-really, good, really-really good & very-very good.

You’re right. But we can talk about it on Friday. #notrumpthursday

But hes probably gonna do something really fuckin’ stupid Thursday.

I mean, we are talking about a guy whose command of English basically only includes his own surname and the phrase “You’re fired,” here.

Trump gave up more intel in 5 minutes with the Russians than John McCain did in 5 years of torture from the North Vietnamese.

By 2019, booking a seat with such a hook will set you back an extra $8 on all airlines except for Southwest.

No thanks. I’ll continue to voice my (just-as-valid-as-your) opinion, and boycott shitty airlines whenever I can. That’s how you do it. We can’t call the company and direct them to make changes, but we can call and let them know we’re not buying their tickets until they do. That’s how I adult. You can stick with your…

Yes buttercup. That’s exactly how you do it. I know adulting is hard but dealing with situations where you have no control comes with the territory.