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Imagine a little Mazda 3 hatch that you could thrash around a racetrack for one minute, then stop off and stock up on groceries on your way home? Give the stock car a little more power, some slightly flared wheel arches, a big wing and a nice manual shifter and there you have it. The real car for the people.

Unexpected Broken Lizard

A Supra parked in front of a Dragonball-themed ramen place” is the exact vibe I try to bring to Jalopnik every day

Counterpoint: the photoshopped look leaves the light pods feeling small and arbitrary now, while the remaining grille feels like it wants to remind one of the Stinger quite badly but can’t remember exactly what it looked like.

The original feels like some nice brows over the eyes, but clearly a unibrow.

The best thing about Daily was he believed the lake front belonged to the people. And most people in Chicago couldn’t agree more. Part of what makes the Chicago lake front amazing is it is not lined my mansions and private towers, it belongs to the people of the city...As it should. A spring Saturday in one of the

Pass on other people bringing my food to me and “modfiying” it along the way because they are having a bad day

15" is a LOT of length in a car. It’s more than the general increase in length from one size category to the next for cars. 

https://www.motortrend.com/news/the-american-dream-longest-limousine-restoration-world-record/

Aftermarketwise, there are long bed mega cab conversions, which by my math would be 5" longer than the long bed crew cab assuming they swap the 6'4" bed for the standard 8'.

Haven’t driven it, nor seen it in person but here I am saying: The new Smart SUV. Why? Because the one thing that Smart had going for it was that it made for a pretty great city car in Europe. Even in the most cramped space you could fit a Smart. The car was as long as other cars are wide, so sometimes you could even

Even worse is the Gladiator:

Every crew-cab long-bed pickup truck.

The new Jeep Grand Wagoneer L

“The 2002-06 Nissan Altima was a strong competitor to the Toyota Camry and Honda Accord”

Sell them as Scions. Pretty sure that brand hasn't used up EV tax credits.

Remember during the 2000s, it was DamlierChrysler/Cerberus plastic fantastic days.

Gm in particular is half this list. Surprised there aren’t more kia/hyundai cars but I guess at the time, they knew what they were. Nobody expected them to be anything more than the cheapest mode of transportation. But GM and Chrysler? They should have been better cars.

GM and Chrysler really cleaned up on this one.