I was looking at a base spec Focus ST the other day, and it had the exact same problem. I get it, bigger screen is expensive, but it just looks so tacky.

I’ve never thought about it from that angle...bwahahahahaha!

Following in the esteemed founder’s footsteps.

I see Kim’s Convenience, I give star. Okay, see you!

It was weird to see Salt Lake represented as the Big Bad City in one of them.

We actually have Bingo cards made up that we use to keep track of all the clichés and turn our watching experience into a game.

Yeah, there’s the old apocryphal anecdote about Rockefeller going down to the oil barrel line. He asked the welder how many beads were used to seal a barrel. Then asked what would happen if they halved it. Or ten fewer. The take away was even a bead or two would save money over millions of barrels.

Bridgestone RE92s. I'm looking at you, Subaru.

...but I do feel weirdly compelled to read the 944 owner’s manual aloud to YouTube.

That is the sexiest thing I have ever seen.

They even got their own badges for the project.

Yeah, the Jeep better be cheapest given it only extends the warranty 3 months. On the other hand, the old Volvo CPO was 7 years from original in-service date that was transferable with no deductible.

...or has insane car-driving skills...

Frank Kaminsky

Already mentioned in the article.

With a countdown in the dash until the Firestones burst.

SVT?

An Odyssey with a manual? That’s like Riker asking for manual controls...

Found long-voyager’s alternate account.

...serves as sort of a DMZ for the kids...