If people were cool and could ride and park these rental scooters with some semblance of civility, people who liked them would ride them and nobody else would give a shit.

I was trying to make a joke about being your stalker. I failed. Sorry.

But you don’t live in Puerto Rico, you live in Newark, Ohio.

...so when I’m topless and it rains...

This is amazing and makes me happy.

Oh the irony that both Klutch and Sherwin Williams are headquartered in Northeast Ohio.

I have yet to see a Model X with side window chrome accents that line up properly. Or a hatch that isn’t askew. It baffles me.

Before the Airbus Beluga existed, Airbus used Boeing “Super Guppies” which lead to the joke that “every Airbus is delivered on the wings of a Boeing.”

Yes, but Justin was very scientific and used data* to determine that all cars except the Toyobaru twins have center arm rests.

Back to the studio.

The switch from round to triangular track breaks my brain because the triangular hub stops moving. So, my brain interprets that as “That’s weird, why are the rear wheels be dragged along?” 

This reminds of the 787 flex test. I remember the hysteria over the 787 wings, and the response with image of a 787 during a flex test.

Yeah, Toyota trucks are a breed apart. When my Legacy goes belly up I’m thinking...Lexus GX460.

I’m with you, fam. After it’s done as a DD it’s getting turned into either an SCCA rallycross car or a dedicated autocross car.

Yep, like a nice rug.

Yep.

I’ve got a 2005 Legacy with 92k miles on it. I’ve owned it since new, and I lived a couple miles a way from work for 8 years. I also have a “summer” car, which all works to keep the miles low. The interior is fresh, but the exterior looks like ass because of a hail storm 10 years ago.

Wait, a 14 year old car with 134k is considered a “shitty beater?”

I’ll let other people handle the meme-ification of this (snarky/fun) question. To answer the question a little more earnestly, there are probably a few things working in Subaru’s favor. First, Subarus are overly represented in Colorado, in comparison to the rest of the US. Second, bears live in Colorado, again in a…

Gotta love the Ohio 9th.