...come on, in 1995 as a 13 year old that Avenger was cool as hell...

Cheers to your mom, Forkish.

Ugly parking garage? Planter/divider separating the road? Gallivan Center?

There are other stall words besides “like” or “um.” You could even borrow them from other languages. I’ll let Russell Peters explain.

When you start Jose Calderon instead of George Hill, you’re probably going to seven games against the Pacers.

I have an S2000, white on tan. I also have a BL Legacy GT that might accidentally become my forever car, because it won’t die.

The shovel cocking bit worked because the timing was absolutely perfect.

Undercover Brother is amazing and woefully underrated.

This is criminally underrated.

...self-lighting kind of leaves a taste in the food, even if you let it burn way down.

Hmmm...Staples, ACE, and a Trax station? Someone’s at Trader Joe’s on 4th South!

I had a 1995 Camry DX that had 122hp. When I’d drive from Denver to A-basin, I’d occasionally turn the A/C off for just that little bit more power.

“It’s not the ride, it’s the rider.” You can just hear him doing a Southern accent impression with a Southern accent, can’t you?

This is Corona gets its lime awesome.

The TD guy isn’t a terrible actor, he has since gone on to play a successful role in the NCIS franchise.

...dedicated to the farkle they’ve bolted onto the little hatchback.

Yep, taking the Altamont Corridor Express (ACE) from Stockton to San Jose is a little over two hours. I’ve seen people getting off the ACE at Great America (near Levi Stadium) and it is *packed.*

This is an excellent answer.

My aunt has a co-worker who lives in Stockton but works in San Jose. That’s about 80 miles one way. That’s also insane, but the co-worker couldn’t afford to live any closer.

who in gods name stages or takes part in debates on the pros and cons of slavery?