David Tracy, who I convinced to help me by offering him two long, brownish-orange rails of rust-powder to snort. Years of exposure have made him an addict, and now he’ll do anything for that sweet brown.

Here’s an abnormal one.*

Does reveling in other people’s misfortune make me a bad person, even though they were driving dangerously and aggressively?

This is good kinja.

Barenaked Ladies.

Una bella automobile affidabile.*

Genii? Son of a bitch. She stole my line.

...he occasionally gives out tips...

Charity raffle for the next natural disaster?

Sadly, Subaru stopped caring about making Legacies that were both turbocharged and manual, so this car is the last of its breed.

Can’t tax evade when you write the laws.

I’m sorry, but this doesn’t make any sense. You essentially chose a Richard Hendrix to be your blood boy...

Eurodoge intensifes.

Van Galder is still a thing?

Mazda owned the Flat Rock plant from 1985 to 1992.

Mazda built a new plant at Flat Rock in 1985 where Ford’s old plant used to be (it was closed in 1981). Ford didn’t buy into AutoAlliance until 1992. So Flat Rock would’ve been Mazda’s first plant in the US.

Thanks, totally had a brainfart.

It’s been done. About a decade ago, GRM put an Odyssey up against an XKE and a 956 and called it Soccer Moms’ Revenge. 

As an Australian, Kyrie can confirm.

Buster kept me out of handcuffs.