“Lol, my point was that I didn’t get baseball then, and I still don’t get it now. Discuss.”

They offer full coverage of every event, big and small, through their NBC Sports apps online, that’s how I’ve watched 95% of these Olympics. A lot of these events happen simultaneously, so I think that their non-coverage of certain events during their primetime broadcast simply boils down to scheduling conflicts. To…

Wait, so some asshole 3rd world country security guards really did draw their weapons and demand cash as a requisite for letting them go? So Lochte only lied about some events which was really only embellishing and we are roasting someone other than those backwards Brazilian corrupt pieces of human shits? I thought we…

Before the race, they said Japan had a good chance to medal and after the race, they said “told you to watch for Japan.”

Silver? They mentioned the Japanese team a couple times as legitimate threats anyways.

How did the fans empower him?

So Lochte basically told the Cartman version of the story

To be fair, I don’t think there are as many patriot haters who were carrying Goodells water on Ballghazi as there were patriot haters who hated Goodell for putting us in a situation where we had to side with Tom Brady

Normally I wouldn’t, but Conway’s 100% right here. We should have followed the Steelers’ lead.

So you had never actually watched a game when you formed this understanding of the second baseman? I’m not sure clarifying that paragraph helps it any... it’s more of a ctrl-z situation.

Wait, how is the infield unbalanced? You’ve got two defensive players to the left of 2nd base and two to the right. It seems perfectly balanced to me. Someone explain what I’m missing.

Cool! We're on the same page. Dogs are awesome.

I can believe it. Any time I think I might be looking at sex it usually turns out that I’m watching my wife read a book.

Obviously this is abuse, with that being said, I don’t agree that it’s never acceptable to hit a dog unless it’s biting. Smacking a dog on the nose is perfectly acceptable for discipline. Not to hurt it, but to correct behavior. Dogs aren’t people and learn differently than people. When a dog misbehaves, it needs to…

Goddamnit, Samer. This really isn’t the BBC porn I was looking for.

I bet Ryan will be really impressed with himself when he reads this.

First, I’d like to see a little more evidence of the jackassery beyond “the Rio police said so.” As others have noted, the surveillance video released thus far doesn’t actually show any vandalism.

So, a bribe.

Worth the wait.

Did Lochte lie or just shade the truth? The story on deadspin published last night seems to be the most accurate and comprehensive order of events.

4 piss ass drunk swimmers vandalize a gas station at 6am. Security comes up and demands compensation speaking a foreign language and a gun may or may not have been drawn.

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