Uh, capitalism would entail a free market, which would mean not outlawing it.

You’re right, our comments section sucks. Please don’t come here; we really, really don’t want any of you.

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People need to stop with this shit. Other than the IOC, who are just trying to cover their own asses, I haven’t seen one single person give Lochte a free pass. He has gotten infinitely more shit than Gabby Douglas did.

Thank God for womanizers, amirite!!!

As a person who owned a Rottweiler only to have him taken from me at the ripe age of 2 due to intestinal torsion, this really, really pisses me off.

What exactly is your definition of spying if not “filming from a location other than those allowed”?

Pretty sure people are still more pissed that Goodell burned the proof of the Patriots cheating their way to 3 Super Bowl titles...

S0... literally just Packers fans?

And that also answers the question as to why prison security guards were allowed to point guns at the 4 swimmers and demand money from them.

This can’t be said enough. While Lochte certainly left out important details that describe him as a complete douche, it sounds like a pretty normal drunken encounter... up until the point that some random assholes point guns at the 4 swimmers and demand money from them before they can leave the premises (of which the…

Uh, they switched over from the middle of the race that literally everyone in the world cared about so that they could show the American lose. What else did you want? God you people are insufferable...

I read this article until I saw you tried to sum it up with a mid-article quote. Then I scrolled the rest of it and realized you thought you were an actual journalist whose writing we wanted to read. At that point I starting writing this response... and here we are. Stop trying to be journalists, just post funny…

“Lol, my point was that I didn’t get baseball then, and I still don’t get it now. Discuss.”

So are we going to talk about prison security guards pulling their guns out at a gas station and demanding money? I’m no expert on Brazilian law, but that doesn’t sound legal.

We really don’t care.

I was pretty sad that I knew exactly what video they were talking about when I read that.

Yeah, that’s why all the famous comedians are women. Just like Sarah Silverman, Amy Schumer, and... uh... that fat girl?

I wonder what the reception for an article written by a man telling women what to do with their vagina would be on this website...

Still better than “it’s safe to say that he was pretty hurt, physically as well as psychically.”