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I hear that Felps guys did good. Am I spelling that right?

Let this be a lesson why you should never tell your mother anything.

To be fair, Lochte probably doesn’t know the difference.

As bufuddling as this is I have to remember that Lochte, while not the brightest bulb while sober, was drunk with his pals that night. Not an optimal condition for remembering details, especially for our dog paddling human Labradoodle. Watching the video the guys aren’t laughing, but Lochte slaps one guy with his

Why the fuck are you so defensive about Rio?

Why did you pick murder as your benchmark? The British athlete and American swimmers were robbed, not killed.

Murder isn’t the only crime?

Their police and government are entirely corrupt, therefore much less incentive to report a crime.

I’m only defending him and the other US swimmers because it seems ridiculous that Brazil should try to retain them in their country when they seemingly did nothing wrong and if anything, appear to be victims of a crime.

where is u/cuenta-quemador to explain to everyone how this makes Brazil look fuckin AMAZING?

What NBC wants you to think Rio is like...

Let’s revoke their passports too. Obviously they are lying. Rio is a safe and beautiful city.

What in the flying fuck knuckle are you talking about? Yes. We, the collective rest of the world, thinks this makes Brazil look bad as fuck. On top of being sketchy as fuck. All the bads...also. How do you have 29 people who agree with your dumb ass take?

Why would the brazilian government even try to pursue this further? Frankly it just makes the country look even worse and petty IMO.

De Grasse: “Hi!”

The thing that set off McGregor was Diaz throwing a bottle at him.

For a guy that usually comes off as dumb as a box of rocks, that a pretty good saracastic response.

Holy Fuck it goes all the way to the top! Call the president!

Is this coincidence or just merely Deadspin destiny?