So what else is new? Cars are our primary means of wasting perfectly healthy and abundant life.

100% entertainment. Another set of useless tests with no real impact on road casualties or road violence. Cars with 5 star crash safety ratings will go on to be sold just so they can kill and maim thousands of humans everyday, right alongside the zero star cars.

Basically any car will do really...or (for a future piece) you could objectively run a proper comparison of actual smoking features in cars and their real sesh usefulness: A scientifically designed analysis of things like:

Oh man the Chevy Corsicas and Berettas...! Panama bought a fleet of Corsicas in 1990 for our new non-militarized police force after the ousting of Manuel Noriega. Once ubiquitous here, these were the image of the new, democratic state police force, partially intended to ease people’s fear of police.

Your weekly reminder cars are dangerous/deadly in general, even whilst operated within “controlled” conditions, and that car culture is just suicidal in so many ways. Fight me.

Sure, every car on sale today can go fast enough to get anyone in big trouble. Also: sure, the coked up driver is definitely at fault. However, why is it even possible to arrive at a “controlled” intersection at 100+mph? The real problem is the wide lanes: poor street/road/stroad design resulting from hopelessly car-ce…

“Oh wow, check it out...someone made a truck out of a hot dog stand...”

Fuck the police coming straight from the underground

Police chases and traffic stops are just a symptom of a bigger problem: inescapable car dependency.

Drivers stopping on crosswalks. Cars invading bike lanes. Asshats parking on sidewalks. Entitled brats not yielding to pedestrians.

F*ck the police coming straight from the underground

My ol’ Lancer was nothing to write home about, but it did come from factory with 5 nice matching alloy wheels. Always looking sharp even after a roadside swap. None of that limp-it-to-the tyre-shop donut shit. Poor Jack here would probably still be driving if he had been wise enough to drive a good ol’ car from back…

Funny how visible I become as a pedestrian when walking with a damn brick in my hand...

Fuck your “wasted” time. Get a bike if you don’t like sitting in traffic...

Good for you, but you just cannot reasonably expect people (and animals) outside of a car to act reasonably and pay attention 100% of the time. Pedestrians do not require a license to head out their door and experience the world. Children are out in the street, so are the elderly, the sick, the wide spectrum of disable…

Damn. Downloading FH5 now.

Italy is best enjoyed on a bike, boat or train...maybe an old Cinquecento.

Sorry to say this jalops, but driving cars needs to be made more difficult.

Wow. I guess they already took care of the needy and homeless in Santa Monica...

Still the dumbest vehicle category, but I don’t hate the look...