I know nothing about getting a gun permit, but I doubt anyone can receive a provisional gun license that allows them to carry a loaded AR-15 rifle out in the open as they learn to handle the weapon and practice their shooting...

This is all the result of the “future” GM and big oil sold us from the 1950s up to this day. Sorry to say this jalop friends: There’s just too many cars to be safe out there, because they’ve been designed into our way of life by big corporations over a century. This is the age of dealing with the consequences of their…

The following anecdotes you will read here arise from one of my stellar arguments against the overdeployment of cars: there is a universe of drivers that really have no business trying to control heavy wheeled missiles across neighborhoods, but are forced into cars by failed urban planning and lack of safe commuting/tr…

Yet another reason to keep your old analog car running as long as possible. Or give up cars altogether.

Curious human glitches: It’s funny how most of the actual deaths occur on the (supposedly safer) widest highways and roads. It’s the wide lanes that psychologically make human drivers want to drive faster and thus set themselves up for deadlier accidents.

Get you a bicycle and forget about insurance. Move to a proper city. You can probably afford that apartment if you scratch off the car and all associated costs.

Honda Odissey. It’s relatively weak automatic transmission keeps it from being a top reliability contender. Shifts and works great, but has a limited lifespan.

Most baffling to me is why people still rent from Hertz...

Fuck da police coming straight from the underground.

For some of us, high is the only way to drive. If everyone out on the road was this chill it would spell the end of road rage. The worst that has happened to me driving high was missing an exit. Nowadays I just try to avoid driving altogether. Cycling while high is even better.

This is why I try to eat right and stay healthy. I want to be able to express myself coherently at 80 years old and beyond. 

How to use crosswalks correctly:

Fuck the police coming straight from the underground.

A proper Century has wool seating surfaces and major touch points instead of leather. Also, I see no pretty white curtains. This is just some Lexus...

Car-dependence means we must always expect some asshat to run over our waffles...

Just another reminder that car dependency as a whole is ridiculously expensive, dirty, and unsustainable.

(Handing my jalop card back to headquarters) I gave up driving altogether. 95% of stress eliminated.

With the packaging advantages of EVs, the travesty here is that no 3-across benches are offered by any EV manufacturer (that I’m aware of)...

Reality slowly setting in:

Not dead, just had it’s U.S. visa revoked due to small car shame and being a joyrider magnet.