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Maher is a parody of himself these days and hasn’t realized it yet.

Kind of like a card with glitter in it?....I went to see NIN for the Pretty Hate Machine tour so it was a small venue, I got there early and it was in a small mall kind of bar complex. He walked up to me as I was wandering around and asked if I knew where he could find a piece of pizza. Still regret not having a slice

I would suggest they not do that in Austin for the time being...

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I hadn’t listened to Yellowbirds in a while so I put on The Color while I was shoveling last night. The full album isn’t on Youtube but it’s on bandcamp:

Lucy Dacus - Historian. Her new album is most excellent. No sophomore slump there. Her vocals at the end of Night Shift give me the chills.

NPR is running a story this morning about how tough it is for the guy who produced The Apprentice to watch televised Trump cabinet meetings. I decided the story did not fully meet the standards of what you might call “information” or “news” so i listened to Propaganda by Sparks instead.

A year later, and I still haven’t grown the slightest bit tired of the Fyre Festival. I need there to be books, oral histories, Lifetime movies, manga comics, Broadway musicals about it. I’ll spend money on all of them.

And it remains to this day *the* place to turn for whale facts

It’s a remarkably half assed ad campaign, to be sure.

Melville was originally going to call the book “25 Amazing Facts About Whales (#17 Will Shock You).”

I remember when you could buy a pound of nostalgia for a nickel and still have change left for a milkshake.

facts about whales are interesting though

I do remember. Nostalgia was so great when I was a kid.

It’s about time. Nostalgia had a good run. Remember how good nostalgia was?...

“....inevitable “Here’s Every Reference You Missed in Ready Player One!” click bait articles”

Ah yes, the little-known sequel, A Receding Hairline in Time.

To be fair, the trailer for the movie also made me want to gouge my eyes out. So I’d call these posters a successful continuation of the advertising campaign.

Wow, he did it. He did it. I already hate this movie and I haven’t even seen it! I must let Reddit know. No...I must let der verld know!

Please don’t mention wrinkles. Or receding hairlines.

“Hey, folks, here are 12 classic movies you could watch instead of Ready Player One!”