You know Jennifer’s perfectionist character in “Juno?” I have always imagined that she is EXACTLY like this in real life. Sometimes, when you have a strong personality like that, the weaker person in the marriage runs the fuck away. Ben seems to like strong women (Gwyneth, J-Lo), but can’t handle the pressure of being…

Just FYI, he doesn’t do noses. I’d rather get a discounted boob lift.

It happens all the time here and it gets thrown out. The law has yet to catch the hell up with it. Hell, once it got out about the Target case getting tossed, it seems to be on the news at least once every couple of weeks now. By the time they catch the asshole, if he’s already deleted the pics from his phone, there’s…

Some people seriously make me want to quit Facebook. I belong to a group that is about my dog’s breed, and I posted this pic yesterday. This lady, who doesn’t know me and doesn’t know shit about my disability, jumped on me about bringing my dog to college with me. Other people came to my defense, but she just won’t…

Two things:

I’m an almost convert to high-waisted jeans. Almost.

I honestly couldn’t tell my partner if they asked. I stopped counting and can’t remember anymore. I think it’s somewhere around 30, but I’m not 100%.

Here for this song and carefree black girls! Love everything about this video!

Three things instantly pop to mind:

Again, you’re better off pressing your local government to give a shit and do something. You don’t go into the salon, she may not get exposed to the chemicals, but she also can’t pay the babysitter or her flophouse rent or eat. Right now, nothing is going to change. In the meantime, what other choice does your human…

As much as I loathe all things Kardashian and think PMK truly is the devil, I can’t imagine that there is a correct reaction to your partner of decades transitioning. I almost feel for her. Almost. Then I remember who she is and what she has done to whore out herself and her children, and that feeling of sympathy…

Here’s the thing: not patronizing the salons at this point isn’t going to do boo except make poor people even more poor. This is something that needs to happen on a bigger level, and we as vain human beings are not prepared to walk out en masse to change it. What we can do is push for NY to keep on it and do something.

WRONG! Two men were devoured by dragons! There were two separate corpses for two dragons!

Yeah, I had to finish watching it on Monday because I fell asleep watching it Sunday night.... it took forever.

I cannot wait until July, when I can pick up my kush from my dealer and not be paranoid on the train ride home!

‘Tis true. I remember during the swing dance craze, there was a big deal because they didn’t want to allow drinking in the balcony of an all ages daytime swing event because, *gasp*, the dancing kids down below might look up and see sin!!

It’s that way in Oregon. But, then again, we have the OLCC that makes bars black out windows so young people don’t see adults drinking lest they be tempted.

Senor Perez, no? Also, isn’t this his second child of vanity?

Welp. Dougal is now officially a jackhole. He had moments of redemption in the past, but yeah, not anymore.

I ship these two. Total OTP. He is a REALLY good guy, and after that asshole Future, she needs a good guy to be her champion.