If every woman becomes extraordinary, men would still get paid more because they’d just raise the bar even higher.

I finally got my first Ipsy, and I’m kinda feeling meh about it. Out of all the stuff you received, I only received the eyeshadow. I received a sample lip gloss, a full size blush (which is weird, because I don’t really wear blush...no idea what to do with it), a sample size roller perfume (that wasn’t horrible), and…

But the option I would answer isn’t on there: I wouldn’t sleep with him, but I’d maybe blow him for a week on Mystique/Necker Island.

Am I the only one that’s noticed that someone has said “fuck” exactly one time in every episode now?

My mom was late and my grandma went into labor at my grandfather’s birthday party (my mom was born 3 days later). Not even kidding, my grandfather was pissed off at my mom for ruining his birthday party and held it against her for decades.

I don’t know how not to sit like a trucker while wearing a dress. I went to an etiquette dinner and kept having to remind myself not to manspread under the table, because people were sitting so close.

I was never a Britney fan during her heydays. But, I’m finding her covers (or in the case of “Telephone,” a first record and pass) pretty entertaining as they come out.

Did you check on top of your head?

So, wait? This is real? I totally thought it was some kind of guerrilla protest sign in regards to violence against First Nations women. I even used it in a Power Point presentation on the subject. Don’t I feel like a dope. lol

I think that it was a covering device. She was married to Greg, but Greg isn’t Kevin’s father. It gives her an out on Kevin’s paternity? Although that’s not making sense in my head timeline-wise.

I’m more concerned for Ned than I am for Geillis! Such a sweetheart!

Geez. That baby has horrible taste in basketball teams. Thank heavens he’s cute!

How do we know we already don’t know each other?

Met? No. Known about? Oh yes.

I live in the PNW and go to college. Why am I not friends with you, brilliant one?

Oops! I was swayed by #7!

Out of all of those women you named, all of them already are in the consumer sphere is some capacity. Salma hocks for Avon, J-Lo has her fragrances and I believe still has a clothing line somewhere, Selena Gomez and Sofia both shill for Kmart, and Demi had a line at Target before her problems. All of that is…

I don’t know. I get where you’re coming from, but she’s a Latina icon being recognized by a high end make-up company. Those companies have a tendency to treat women of color as non-entities. #RepresentationY’all

If it was peak Texas, it would've been a Whataburger or a Sonic, not shitty ass Taco Bell.

Bruce is Rob’s step-dad, no?