Two thoughts: 1) Do they not allow fat people at Coachella? I mean, they aren't even in the background.

I loved that she was trying to get the crowd to sing along to a song that came out before most of the crowd was even born or old enough to listen to Madonna. And then the attempt to recreate Drake’s scene in “Anaconda?” Hun, you have no buns, he wants none.

I stopped going to the Downtown Portland Sephora because the only person that doesn't treat me like I'm wasting their time is the perfume lady. I've tried to keep an open mind to what you are showing me. But, when I'm asking for something to compliment my aesthetic (50's pin-up/80's NYC fly girl mix), don't show me…

You've obviously never lived on a rez. There are sometimes only expensive ass convenience stores are the only stores for 100 miles. You don't have a choice. You either buy what you can afford (which is junk food, because the US subsidizes this shitty food through farm subsidies), or you can starve.

Dear Madge,

Is there a trick to getting Ipsy that doesn't involve bothering my FB friends?

I love how all the Suck (oops I mean Duck) fans here in OR are speculating (wish?hoping?praying?) that Kelly is going to somehow magically get Mariotta in the draft. Then again, those sheep also think that Marcus is good enough to go as the #1 pick.

Oh yeah. He's missing teeth.