Sharon Stone is a gift we don’t deserve. That cozy sweater, on the other hand, is a gift I do deserve.

Can you imagine it? Tony Shalhoub just Eddie Murphy-ing his way through it, playing men, women, young and old.

Disney’s currently toying with the idea of having Tony Shalhoub play upwards of 80% of the background characters.

“Her family is the United States Coast Guard. And I told Taylor, ‘I will not turn my back...”

We’re now in a situation where the heads of the US Armed Forces, traditionally some of the most stubborn socially conservative people on the planet, are more tolerant than the President.

Yes, let us turn to a deeply patriarchal and misogynistic society for a deeper understanding of the best way to construct masculinity. Next up, what the well-ordered society of the antebellum South can teach us about whiteness.

I was afraid that he would mention that real men keep young boys as lovers which is also part of the Greek tradition.

I recognize that listmaking is inherently flawed and there is more than one album I, a woman, like on this list but I will legit fight you on “Kid A” come at me I’M READY.

I prefer the Steve Rogers version.

Gavin McInnes is the kind of neo-Nazi that’s still too into trying to look cool that he could never fully commit to the shaved head and swastika tattoo lifestyle.

If there was nowhere to change my kid when he was in diapers, I would take him to the car. That is a rude-ass vile, person. If I had witnessed something like that, I’d tell my server immediately and ask they wipe off the table before someone was seated.

Um...scuse me...it’s Cap’n Crunch.

Well to be fair, if your daddy came to events dressed as Captain Crunch, you’d think everything was a circus too.

Rats are too small and smushable to be let loose in a dark room full of people who will most likely have little to no experience with them. I feel like people are going to go because it’s wEiRd and then freak out when sweet little ratties try to climb up their legs or start trying to groom some dude’s mustache.

He is literally everything the GOP claims to hate.

My mom died two weeks ago and watching the Anubis story-on Mother’s Day no less- had me weeping like a child.

I also asked her to describe Trump in three words and her response was: “Stupid asshole”

Who has ice cream with chocolate cream pie? Ice cream on pie is for double crust pies, usually fruit filled. So bizarre.

If you ever try to dig for clams with your bare hands (which I have done), you can actually feel them pull away from you and try to escape deeper into the sand. It’s kinda amazing since you usually don’t think of clams as particularly mobile.