What the flying fuck? Those are some of the ugliest shoes I’ve ever seen. And they’ve got to be uncomfortable, like the worst thongs ever. 

Why the heck is someone’s mom writing for the student paper?  

Bitch.... Michelle O accomplished more in her life BEFORE she became first lady than you and your whole tornado bait trailer trash family have ever even read about. Double Ivy League Graduate. Lawyer. Hospital Administrator. Mother. Go getter. Accomplisher of many things, not the least of which is to be married to a…

Yeah, they’re just showing the flour tortilla side of Mexico and not the nixtamal.

Looks about white.

My husband just spoke to his old “friend” who works at one of the major family crossing points in south Texas. He was very cagey on the phone and even asked my husband if he was taping him. He tried to blow my husband off and when pressed about separating children he said “What am I supposed to do? The union said…

HOW YOU CAN HELP.

This is one of the most disgusting moments in US history period. I am so disgusted by Trump and anyone who supports him.

She used chalk? OMG! Think of the effort those poor people will have to go thru to get that off.

“OK Bob, turn the water on.”
(five seconds later)
‘OK, turn it off.”

Only first-worlders with lots of options and no experience of how bad the potential outcomes can be willingly drink raw milk. When I lived in Sudan, my host family bought milk once a week from a donkey cart that came through the neighborhood, and then they boiled that shit for 8 HOURS in a pot that wasn’t used for…

Oh wow! I have never heard of this recipe. Thank you for posting. :)

Also, cows are major vectors for tuberculosis and I am unwilling to risk it. But I have no problem with heating milk.

“pasteurized garbage milk”

“Jay says the pair met on Christian Mingle in an interview with No Jumper in March and comments on the possibility of having a baby. “I don’t wear condoms. . . I would not want to f–k a bitch I did not want to get pregnant,” he says. “If Chyna got pregnant, I would keep that s–t like ‘ohh daddy love you,’ I love that…

One huge bonus of marijuana being legal in California is now I don’t have to hear from every pothead about how marijuana basically cures(not palliative, cures!) everything from cancer to carpal tunnel. Like I’m down to smoke smoke weed, but no one likes an evangelical, no matter what you’re pushing.

No, I’m sick of people practicing purity politics because they are impatient toddlers who are not acquainted with real, messy life.

Ahem.

“Child of mine! You lectured and ridiculed a US senator? Good for you! Let me take you out for ice cream. Wait, do you smoke weed? Let me take you out for weed, and then probably ice cream.”

I never had enough money for real JNCOs but would “extended borrow” a pair from my rich friend. Never did I think I looked hotter than with my red baby tee, baby barrettes in my hair and those hideous pants.

/Cracks a single glowstick in remembrance.