Oh, Rozz!

4. Sisters of Mercy not playing in the background.

I expected her to be edgier in her attire

I expected her to be edgier in her attire. Some classy old school Siouxsie or Lydia Deetz inspiration. My prom outfit was all vintage with dripping gold eyes and glitter. I’m not gonna say it was amazing, but I worked with what I could and if I had a coffin arrival option I would have played that up a lot more.

1. The coffin lid was open

Awwww!!! I LOVE YOU KIDS SO MUCH!! I think it was Nick Cave who once said that goths were like cockroaches, because they never die, they just keep evolving into different unkillable new species. And I love that.

I feel like a Kardashian / Jenner promotion and no other real details is huge red flag #1.

The treatment of religious minorities in Egypt is appalling. Still, there’s nothing wrong with amplifying the good to counteract the evil of Daesh.

I guess he missed the gun safety course.

“It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a person in possession of good receipts is delivering a read, not shade.”

Any leader who calls a free and independent press “the enemy of the people” is an existential threat to democracy.

Mark “Appalachian Trail” Sanford is the one Republican congressman to stand up to Trump? We are living in the goddamn Twilight Zone.

Please don’t overlook that we’ve already had 8 years of a dangerously inept president, his name was George W Bush and the flaming pile of shit he left behind is still smoldering, despite 8 years of competent leadership.

Well he’s already talked about getting rid of freedom of the press. He’s talked about using stop and frisk as a means of confiscating people’s guns, and he’s threatened to throw the leader of the opposition party into jail if he gets elected. He pretty much sounds like he’s running for election as a dictator of a…

Oh, I know who Wynton is. Have met him personally several times. The pianist whose riff is being taken is Marcus Roberts.

I don’t get it. The original House song is itself just almost entirely a sample of some un-named jazz musician’s piano trio record (clipping part of his piano solo and repeating it over and over). So its weird to say Pharell’s ripping someone off without crediting him/her when the earlier song was also ripping someone…