Thin girls get to wear folded napkins.

This is probably going to sound bad but fuck it. I'm gonna go on the record and say this proves that rich white people can get away with fucking anything.

And he fully admitted to being an abusive husband to Kathie. He admitted to hitting her, he admitted to controlling every aspect of he life, he said he forced her to have an abortion.

Gender pronoun issues aside

Some of us can work AND make apple pies, Meghan.

Honestly, I saw Kelly's exit as a tantrum more than anything. Maybe she did leave for noble reasons, but the spin I got was that she already didn't want to be there and she used the Zendaya thing as a easy out. I mean, power to you for leaving but I don't care. I give way more credit to Kathy was basically saying…

If there is anything red carpet pre-shows have taught us: Never let Rancic loose without a script.

Roger Miller's story is why I always overtip for delivery. I get pizza so hot I can't even eat it yet, and the Indian place sends a free dessert every time. Mmmm mango mousse. I don't get why anyone would be shitty to the person who is saving me from having to cook and wash dishes.

The blood of a human male.

The blood of a human male.

Points!

Well. I think raising awareness about the unjust idea that you can pay artists nothing for their work is a fair cause. McDonalds and other companies might eventually get the message if enough artists say "No thank you" but who has time for that?

They seem grounded, all things considered.

Dornan, who was paid $1.2 million for the first movie, will be getting $6.9 million for the sequel.

This music is really bad and I can't see her as anything but Pennsatucky in a bad wig.

Kelly Osbourne warned the E! Fashion Police crew not to make critical comments

Hmmm, you're right. There are no women in the world who want to be firefighters, miners, construction workers, or truck drivers and that's why there aren't many— same reason there aren't many male nurses or teachers. It couldn't possibly be greater sociological pressures rooted deeply in patriarchal and misogynistic…

I've got a deal: you guys can make up 82% of comp science when we make up 82% of Congress. Isn't 18% enough? Awesome.

Joan would've never ever apologised for one.

At 18, I would have been like "FUCK YOU!" and run off crying eating cheetos.

Joan Rivers is still there in spirit, I see.