Church camp is where my husband felt his first boob. He also witnessed a blowjob. My children are NEVER going to church camp.

Your gif made me snort. Thank you!

Sally Kohn is all of us.

I cringed every time they did the whole “top o’ the morning” thing. Way to make Americans look like a bunch of assholes.

This was pretty for standard Perez before he decided it was more lucrative to be nice.

You get a star for using a gif of the beautiful Brian Kinney.

That’s a cute ass fucking hamster. What the hell is her issue?

Oh hai fellow broadcasting person! I don’t work in talk radio, so I don’t know how long form interview shows usually work. Do you have any inside knowledge on whether there’s a pre-interview done by Terry’s producers? I’m curious if she came up on this on her own, or if it was a question that was crafted by someone…

Hello Kitty grenades. How... quaint.

Oh shit... it doesn’t say Billary?

I tried calling three times. Left a message every single time. Never got a call back, even though the voicemail recording said someone would return the call by the end of the next business day. The multiple emails I sent were all unanswered, too.

My order finally showed up within the delivery window — but I never got…

NGL, the comments on this thread are driving me batty with all of the “But what about....” scenarios, and I’m curious if that’s something you come across a lot with your students? I’m on an advisory board for a sorority and when we get together with the actives (aka college students) we can never get through a single…

His face is basically perfection. Are we even looking at the same person?!

Wait, what? What’s happening to The Slot? What’s happening to Jez?

I had no idea they were so Jesus-y until I read about it online... and then read something Joanna had written specifically about her religion. It made me feel icky, but damn I am a sucker for those crazy white kitchens. I want her to scale the fuck back on the shiplap, but I would live in a Chip & Joanna house in a…

Bull. Fucking. Shit. She’s trying to tell us that she’s never had macaroni and cheese? PUH-LEASE.

ETA - Wow. Apparently I have strong feelings on this. Who knew??

And here I thought it was just some gross fat shaming.

UT was the school I really wanted to attend, but I didn’t apply. (Long story.) Even when I was thinking about it, I knew I wasn’t guaranteed acceptance. I was in the top 11%, better GPA than Abigail Fisher, better SAT score. I know if I had applied and been denied, I would have been heartbroken. But I do have some…

If he was drunk, I’m jealous of his ability to be coherent and drunk at the same time. Like, stellar speaking abilities there, drunky. Well done. (No shade. Dead serious.)

They’re insufferable.