Joan Jett called and she wants her look back! (Well, the hair and makeup.)

My mom was gifted a ring just like it from my dad about two years ago. I looked at it and said, “Oh! You got a Princess Diana ring!” I’m sure it came from somewhere like Kay.

Man-Jello... ha! I call him Joe Mangojello. I can properly pronounce his last name, I swear, but it take a lot of effort. Mangojello is just way easier.

My jaw is on the floor. Fuck the ever loving shit out of you. Seriously. Campaigning for the US to join THE REST OF THE GODDAMN DEVELOPED WORLD in providing paid leave to new parents is the proper response here, not some bullshit about how they shouldn’t have had a child.

I experienced something similar when traveling just in the US. I’m from Texas, and women here wear makeup. We just pile it right on. But then I visit NYC or Seattle, and the aesthetic is so different! Bare faces, minimal makeup... it was mind blowing. I went to a job interview in Manhattan was shocked that none of the…

I was desperate to be in a sorority when I went to college, but it’s crazy expensive and my parents wouldn’t pay for it. I was struggling to feed myself, so it wasn’t something I could cover on my own. After being there for a while, I realized I wouldn’t have fit in anyway. So, my junior year, a friend and I founded a…

This audio clip is AMAZING. She demonstrates how southern American accents formed.

I wish we could. I really, really do.

Looks like I’m off to make a donation the Planned Parenthood in honor of Greg Abbott and whatever other shitty politician I come up with. Fuck these people.

Everyone is writing these well thought out, carefully crafted responses, and I’m over here like Bristol Palin can go eat a bowl of dicks.

I eat a lot of Mexican and Asian foods because corn and rice are so prominent. I can’t have burritos anymore, but tacos are a go!

*fist bump* I’m also on the low FODMAP diet, which has been a total life saver. I eat oatmeal on a regular basis, and I was really surprised to start seeing gluten free oatmeal on the shelves. Oats don’t contain gluten! But apparently gluten sometimes makes it way in somehow? I’ve since realized that Quaker instant…

I actually like the idea of going as a beautiful Cecil the Lion; Like an homage to him. I would totally understand the outrage if it has been a terrible ‘dead Cecil the Lion’ costume or some shit.

If famous people are involved, there’s going to be a VIP area. There has to be. You can’t put them out there with us average Janes, they’d be mauled. Possibly with love, but still.

I can handle the hair, but he really needs to do something about the caterpillar above his lip. He has a lovely face. No need to cover it with a ‘stache. Unless it’s for a role, in which case I’ll just sit here and shut up because who am I to judge his art?

Whoa, whoa, whoa. “Seriously, never eat bar fruit. It’s gross.” THEN WHY ARE YOU PUTTING IT IN DRINKS?

Yeah, he just seems a little stoned. I didn’t even notice anything with his accent. Maybe my ears are broken. I thought the Oscar bit at the end was pretty funny.

The daughter is planning a protest for Thursday if anyone is in the Houston area.

http://organizetexas.org/my-mother-was-…

It made more sense as a jayhawk. That doesn’t look like a bunny at all.

Even Jenny Boylan’s wife talked about how it’s hard for the family because they’re sort of left behind, not to mention that they have to mourn the life they had with this person who is essentially no longer there. Kris may not be the best person, but she’s still a human who’s prone to those pesky human emotions.