I really love how I hit play on the embedded elephant video and just as the audio starts, a pop up weed video magically appears that I can’t close for 5 seconds. FUN.

My parents went to school in Texas in the 1950s and learned that slavery was good! Black people really liked it! They were taken care of, didn’t have to make tough decisions, etc. By the time I was in school in the ‘90s, it was made very clear (also in Texas) that slavery was one fucked up institution.

tl;dr I’m just…

We have a serial pooper in Houston! Gawker even covered it last year. How is this a trend?!

I misread a sentence somewhere and thought he was Jewish and I was all like Yay! They stuck a toe outside the WASP box! But nevermind.

Legit question here... what is the best umbrella term for non-native people to use?

8/10 — And even though I guessed on half (seriously, I’ve never seen some of those people in my life), I still ashamed and embarrassed.

So, Gavin... he came to my workplace something like 7 years back to do an interview (I work in broadcast media) and I brought him up the elevator with his entourage, and he was very polite but kept on his sunglasses and was pretty quiet. His manager later said that Gavin was really hungover and hadn’t slept much as he…

This was me skimming the article... “Please don’t let them be from Texas. Please don’t let them be from Texas. Please don’t... GEORGIA. Thank you, sweet baby Jesus.” This is the struggle of the reasonable Southerner.

Me too! Are we weird? Does that everyone to everyone?

She was also in an affluent part of the city, so. Do with that what you will.

It’s a little... matronly. And I love her! I don’t want her to look matronly!

How do you feel about the length? I love the top, but the bottom seems to stop in an awkward spot.

MTV’s demographic is, what? 12-24? Yeah, white Americans in that age group probably do overwhelmingly need this, because that’s how you learn. Most of us don’t have an innate sense of what it means to have white privilege, and I won’t shit all over something that’s trying to educate people or open their minds.

If this…

I watch it on demand through my cable, so it’s a little less icky.

YASSSS. UnReal is amazing. I wish more people were watching. I think maybe the part where it’s on Lifetime isn’t helping.

Sounds like twins. Congrats!

I crave burgers all the time. AM I PREGNANT?!

Her comments are a part of the video, though, right?