Only scratch tickets can save us now....

I have a 2011 33d with 78,000. No engine trouble yet but I got humped last week by my local BMW specialist.

If you’re sincere about what you’re saying then its endearing. If you throw it out there with zero effort you will sound like a dink. I like it

I was hoping to get $20k for this and it’s a 6 cyl diesel.

Someone from the Jalop staff MUST go on this cruise

I pissed myself on the “swastika delete package”

you are correct

I made front page of Jalopnik!!! Now to walk into traffic as life will only get worse forever.

True. just bustin balls. I have relatives that live there.

Going anywhere near Taunton was mistake #1

I WIN!!! I WIN!!! I WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!

Totally buying that buggy when the cops auction it off....

Rotted out older Defenders start at$25k so a $35k new one would sell fast. They’ll make a square grille and frankenstein it onto an Evoque body with 2.9% financing. Done and done.

Bill Belichick was behind it!!

Hoping BMW somehow gets screwed like this too so I can keep my 335d and get a fat payday.

Final update: gave up on the Charger idea. ended up with a super-sweet diesel FJ45 Troop Carrier Land Cruiser. Decided to quit while I’m ahead. Even had enough extra cash to buy new rims and tires from the slush fund. I’ve parked this next to $200k cars at cruise nights and more people come to talk to me and ask…

never titled most of them except the rat rod.

The 5 year old in me is screaming with anticipation.

there was the black paint version of one of these in amazing condition for sale 2 years ago near Milford MA for $4500. I seriously considered buying it but passed. That was a fair deal. This is total CP.

they'll charge them with murder so they can get them to plead guilty a lesser charge of manslaughter to save trial expenses. Does no one here watch Law and Order?