I wouldn’t get too far ahead of yourself. Svitolina has been nobody’s pigeon this tournament, so she’ll be tough in the semis. On the other side you do have a lot of first timers who would love to breakthrough. This is a really good chance for her to get to 102 US Open wins and I hope she does, but I’m not looking…

As an aside, I really wanted that 50th goal for Press. Sigh.

Apparently Horan liked some trump tweets and whatnot before/after the election. You know she didn’t go to college...

Exactly. She can’t do slide tackles but I’m sure she’ll figure it out.

This is it. Someone take her. Please.

When did Lloyd do that? And first in line would probably Horan, Brian, or Ertz.

Carli can lay people out when she wants.

Sleeveless shirt, Nike shoes, and a Babolat racquet?

Oh yeah. Serena handed that ass to her on a platter at love and 1 (6-0, 6-1) in under an hour. It was the gold medal match. This match also produced my second favorite tennis gif.

Ah the source of my favorite tennis gif

It was pills and now it’s heroin. My doctor won’t even prescribe anything stronger than 800mg ibuprofen.

Our state sport is jousting so fuck you but you kinda right.

Now consider that 92Q is the local hip hop and R&B radio station. Black Baltimoreans cutting promos saying, “ninety tew coo: Baltimore’s number 1 station for hip hop and R&B.” I fucking loved it. I’m not even from Baltimore, but that’s how you know you’re home.

There are plenty of heroin addicts everywhere. My point was that Cecil never thinks it has a drug problem, but it’s a proximity problem. It’s always those riffraff from The City bringing the dope being 45 minutes away from Baltimore and Philly. Ignoring the logistics of drug trafficking for a second, maybe Cecil just…

It was totally my mistake and I liked your link better anyway.

I meant that Cecil loves to blame Baltimore for its heroin problem, but I realize I worded it a little backwards. It still works either way.

Aww that edit isn’t quite fair. If Cecil wasn’t part of Maryland, who would we blame for all the heroin addicts?

Their national team has been on a bit of a down swing missing out on the World Cup and not even getting a medal during the Pan Am Games. If we’re talking a 4th string USWNT squad? Mexico should have the talent to beat them. Should. My optimism is tempered by their results as of late. Hopefully their new-ish domestic…

I’m not sure if the MLS needs another team, but sure I guess. It’s looking like the NWSL will finally get a 10th team to even out the numbers, and Louisville is the probable destination. I mean, sure? It seems like a decent spot. I guess.

When you realize that all of these comments in the grey on a deadspin post are just our “opinions,” get back to me. Until then, “Totally just an opinion, not worth debating.”