I did read it!

Dunn is more valuable at LB because this team has no LB besides Dunn. I’d like to see her up top, but it’s not gonna happen.

I’ve long wanted a #blackgirlmagic front three of Dunn-Press-Pugh. Sigh. 

And that need for depth is why Casey Short should’ve been on the roster instead of Brian, Long, or Sonnett. But that’s done and dusted. Anyway, like mrrpmrrpmrrpmrrp said, Krieger kinda put a kibosh to the Hinkle nonsense.

I had Maryland blue crab and corn from Lancaster yesterday so I feel like this story speaks to me.

Very minimal. Press was doing a takeover for ESPNW’s insta at the same time, too.

Mercy me.

That sign was perfect. So was KO getting off her float for beer.

Straight girls and gay girls tho!

Maybe their security guy who’s a god and guns type but that’s about it. He’s on the USPNT actually. USSF kept things in-house.

Maaaaan fuck Tank. Dirtiest fucking player. Fuck Canada.

As long as the NWSL and the W-League dovetail their seasons, I imagine the Aussies will continue to play in the US. Idk about the Canadians, though. They seem to want their youth to get the exposure overseas, especially if they’re a top prospect who will get picked up by a shit team (Jessie Fleming will definitely not…

Oh yeah. I mean you can look through the pictures of all the various USWNTs through the years, youth and senior. For the most part, you have to have been on a U-whatever NT to make the senior team. But a lot of those people have washed out. Even the more talented ones who have practiced with the senior team or even…

The NWSL is very important. There were 50 some odd players in the World Cup, right? Sure, half are on the USWNT, but that’s a lot from one league. And when you consider the USWNT won the whole dang thing, you can’t deny the developmental value of the NWSL and college soccer.

She’s so ready for that wedding. Getting her vocab ready.

You think they already got hitched? No matter. I just want the glamour shots from the wedding ceremony (and the insta stories from the reception). I hope they have those breezy full-body photos full of gay shit going on in the background. Borrow Jill’s peacocks and everything.

The system is still kinda fucked, and the world is catching up a bit, but Rio was still the only total flop in recent memory. That poor chicken needs a break.

I love that bitch. I hate to share a stan tumblr post, but it’s the only place I can find this story of hers from before the final.