“Just be nice to the gentlemen, Fancy, they’ll be nice to you.

Not gonna lie. I feel better.

Me.

The Princess Bride. Because it’s the grilled cheese and tomato soup of movies.

SO CUTE I WANT HIM. He reminds me of my ferret I had as a kid. His name was Monsieur Moustache.

Nah, maybe Sarabi, though :)

Pot.

Me either. But if it makes you feel better, “Hey, GELLA, your shoestring’s untied.”

I can not stand trump’s fucking voice.

When I was little I used to love this movie, still do:

It also means he got drunk once and cheated on his wife.

I admire Pence for coming up with this common sense solution to a very real problem.

I have a bachelor’s degree in English and a master’s in writing. And I get crap all the time for the following fact, but I do not care: Stephen King is hands-down my favorite writer. I’ve read and enjoyed almost all his work. He’s obviously not going to expand your vocabulary or challenge your comprehension, but what…

I told all my married friends that if I wasn’t married by 30 then they’d get a birthday registry from me, because I deserve a KitchenAid too, dammit.

She should have been president...

I’m lower middle class and chose Long Vacation because I work in the seasonal service industry and my odds of getting more than a 10 cent raise, even if I’m given a good evaluation and having worked for my company for 3 years, is slim. So give me three months to decompress and do whatever.

Remember that scene in Antichrist where Willem Dafoe happens upon the fox that’s eating its own guts, and then the fox says “chaos reigns” in a demon voice?

Fitness thread!