I met these guys tonight. They are best friends & brothers & I love them.They are very good doggos

NB are the worst. They always fall apart on me around 200 miles. My favorites are Asics gel cumulus. I’m on my fourth pair. Fairly narrow feet & they need lots of cushion. I Throw in a pair of dr scholls inserts for plantar fasciitis & am good for 400+ miles. You can get last season for around $80 at shoe carnival as…

Protein! And water! Almonds & string cheese are a great snack.

Made crock pot roast. My new favorite way is to sauté the garlic & onions with whatever herbs then throw them in the crock. Add cream of mushroom soup(usually a can but did homemade this round) beef broth & red wine. I’ve learned you don’t even need to thaw the roast. Just throw all the goodies in the damn thing &…

My favorite things about Barbie were the way her knees bent backwards & the way the rubber in her toes made a ‘pop’ when my teeth bit into them. I loved Barbie.

My stepfather informed me Trump was actually up in the popular by 9 million. NINE MILLION. Internally I replied ‘Bless your heart’. Audibley I replied ‘ wow. That’s a lot.’ I always thought he was the smartest person I knew.

Sean Patrick Flanery

I saw several Twitter posts saying they wouldn’t vote for her based on that effing spirit dinner bullshit that was dumb & stupid & had zero to do with her. People are dumb & stupid. I hate people right now. Except for you :)

I’ll leave this here. I hope it brings you a least a smile. The universe picks on me too. I’m sorry for your hurt.

((((Hug)))) here a tiny squishy to squee at

Also, I’m going to plant adorable pictures throughout these threads because we need them. I triple dog DARE you to google ‘adorable goats’ & not get a warm fuzzy.

Ok. I’ll play. Ummm it’s pretty much a tie between the morning my mother called to tell me my brother had taken his life & the time my mother called to say my sister had taken her life a few years later. I hate that this week has made me feel like such shit. One of my first thought when the ticker said Hillary called…

You’re a better person than me. I was still drunk enough to tell my T***m supporters exactly how I felt. I feel like my boss actually heard me & felt a bit of compassion for me. My supervisor has been extra nice all week too.

I literally haven’t cried this hard since my sister hung herself. Thanks America 👏🏻

This is a fabulous picture!!!

I wish I could post video. On the news this morning they were giving a description of a clown that actually attacked a man last night in Tulsa. He had a white face, red lips, orange hair & was wearing a rainbow suit. I feel bad for the guy who got banged up but watching the man on the scene give the description was…

I blame The Lost Boys.

In 8th or 9th grade my friends & I decided walking along the train trestle was a brilliant idea. It may have been a mile & a half? In my head it was ten miles over a golf course & a river. So. Fucking. Dumb. We didn’t even bother to check the train schedule. Our safety plan was to jump if a train came. It had to have…

My mom tamed a feral kitty & named him Banjo. Many happies

Someone tweeted JK about getting a rat. She said they’re incredibly smart & considered lucky!! Don’t be disappointed 🐀🐀🐀!!