Lion just made me giggle so good. He’s killing it!!

Where the hell is Toto?

Not at all Thanksgiving related but I caught the dog being zen AF today. Feel free to picture this image when you feel stabby tomorrow ❤️

Holy Hell 50 Shades of Gray is dizzyingly awful. I figured Id check it out since it’s finally on cable. Started 45 minutes into it & I don’t think there’s enough wine left in the box to get through to the end.

Endo is the reason I CANT have kids. It causes scar tissue & fused my tubes & ovaries in a way that my eggs can’t get to where they need to go to be fertilized. Your Dr should most definitely be dealing with it sooner than later.

A year or so ago I was newly pregnant & hormones were wrecking me. Husband was ‘helping’ me change the bedding & he was failing. Miserably. The way he was pulling the top sheet sent me into a nosedive of emotion. And then he wouldn’t just go away so I could breakdown without judgement. He couldn’t believe everything…

My little ghoul dressed as a Twix. Hope everyone has a good evening 🎃👻

Old navy. I’m 36 c but need two bras to run comfortably. I wear the heavy duty with the bralette/yoga type underneath (fabletics). Makes for a nice cozy place to keep your keys or phone. I find the bras made specifically for big boobs to be too tight so this combo is awesome for me.

Me too. I love it. Those leggings tho!!!! I run 5-6 days a week & need tons of workout stuff. I have a dresser dedicated to spandex.

I’ve been a subscriber for almost a year now. They make the terms of membership quite clear. People are just dumb. If you don’t want/need that months choices, you simply skip it. NBD.

Boba Fett being very zen.

I went to my first Comic Con today!!! Saw a ton of fantastic costumes. Got to see Norman Reedus & Bruce Campbell from afar. Oh, and I met R2D2. I was worried I’d have a panic attack because of all the stimulation but then I found the booze

Yess!!! It’s my Christmas. I literally count down the days. I live less than a mile so we walk with a backpack full of beer & eat EVERYTHING. This year they had a buttercream sculpture that was very impressive. The petting zoo ( my personal fave) had emus & donkeys & everything else that my drunken heart desired❤️

The fair was last week & I got to see these super awesome bugs!! The first terrifies me but I LOVE the other. So pretty :)

Some of my favorites this summer were:

So I’m training for a half marathon & am super proud of myself because I ran 9 miles today!!! I’ve worked really hard to get to the point that 9 wouldn’t kill me ded. Also, my vicious Velvet Hippo/Pibble is completely worthless. He won’t even get a job.

Pffft. I drank a pint of Crown & had Pants Off Dance Off till 4am to Beyoncé & Jay-Z’s concert special.

Colonel Meow will always be the # 1 internet cat. God rest his fluffy soul

My husband FINALLY changed the TP roll. After 6 years of never doing it. He did it wrong & I discovered it during my 2am bathroom visit after rolling the damn thing for what felt like 30 minutes because I couldn't find the end piece.

Pittie<3 or Velvet Hippo. Also known as Buddy the Wonder Dog. He's pretty special :)