[asks for God to show him a sign]
[closes eyes]
[opens eyes]
[sees sign]
[sign says "All You Can Eat - $6.99"]

-JaMarcus Russell

Rolle originally considered retiring and working from home after receiving an email from a man with a very successful cousin

"And then a garbage truck woke me up at six in the morning; its mechanical claw had mishandled a huge bin of trash and dumped it all over the street. And I asked of the Almighty: 'Really? A Raider?'"

I dropped 60 lbs a couple years ago, got down to around 159. I'm not tall but even this weight is just too low and I've since gone back up to about 179. That said, my cardio is excellent and I lift weights so most of the 20 lbs is muscle and water—not fat. Why am I telling anyone this...because too many people get…

Also, the jury awarded the family of Marvin Gaye $7.5M because they determined the words "Super Bowl" were plagiarized from "Got To Give It Up".

Ta da!

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Oh sure, the wikipedia entry is a tragedy. And who knows if it was invented here.

Hey. Our BBQ here in Des Moines IS really good. If you are ever passing through, check out a joint called Jethro's. If you like BBQ, you'll like Jethro's.

Next up on Kitchenette: Gawker staff and select readers are going to be sent to St. Louis to sample the local cuisine.

I am dating St Louis native, and i can confirm the "hoosier" thing. I knew of only two Hoosiers in my life before this. One was Indiana University's nickname, and one was a movie about basketball in Indiana. Had no idea people used it as a synonym for "redneck"

Mr. Estes,

On the upside, Rahier earned a promotion to AA.

Four goals and a save in a highlight reel? Nice to see Cam Ward's still kicking around the sport.

If you are listing an item for sale online, do yourself a favor and take GOOD pictures of it.

modded vehicles throw up caution flags to professional buyers for one reason/

Fold pizza in half - jam into a george foreman grill.

Presto Pizzazz!

Leftovers?