Drew Magary: [walks the fuck right into the side of that car because some asshole won't get out of his way]

Whiteside should have been the name of the Michael Oher movie.

This is in contrast to joining the Angels, where you get three texts asking if you know where Josh Hamilton is.

I don't know, but whichever asshole took the water has made a powerful enema.

Justin Vernon recorded "For Emma, Forever Ago" in that garage.

Have you used bluetooth audio? There's no going back to aux after that. Sorry. Better sound quality, control of the phone from the head unit, no need to take it of your pocket, and no more walking away without unplugging the cord from the phone in your pocket, which, after using bluetooth audio extensively, I still…

I leaned that every somewhere out there, somebody is making huge bucks teaching TV hosts the precise distance and angle to separate the feet and place the hands in order to create the maximum illusion of confidence, authority, and in some cases sex appeal. I think this should be a topic for Adequate Man.

It would be a hell of a catch if you guys can secure it.

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JIM THOME IS CONFUSED

Or just:

Would you like whole wheat toast to much on?

I could *almost* give the people a pass for thinking Chipotle served soup because, while I don't live near one, I do have a Qdoba close by and they have tortilla soup as a regular menu item and, in my mind, they are roughly equivalent establishments. BUT there is no reason to get all crazy about serving things in…

I think you have to go circular:

So at this place, everything tastes like ham?

Nothing worse than linguinies that are picked too soon. Grilling them more won't even make them tender.

Ugh, some of these employees have so much attitude. If you're unwilling to do things just because they're logically impossible, maybe customer service isn't for you.

i feel sorry for you and your lack of taste.