Betcha a hundred bucks that mom is a Hillary supporter. And never buys the right kind of hot pockets like a total bitch.

What about anal sex, a la pegging? Because... hey, that’s still anal sex and I have to admit, it *does* make me feel like a true, fierce, powerful woman. :P

but those few lackeys will be all up my ass :-/ I just want money in my bank account...

I haven’t seen that much bullshit crammed into four paragraphs since the last time I wrote a one-page college class essay in the free hour I had before it was due.

hahahaha that’s why i can’t do it. If I can’t run a cult by sitting alone watching netflix all day, then I don’t wanna!

Have you seen Marjoe? He was a revival preacher that got a documentary crew to film him behind the scenes when he decided to quit because he didn't believe any of what he was preaching. He straight-up shows how much deception and money-grubbing goes into all those revival tent and charismatic church events. It won an…

Get your animal fixed people!

I’m guessing the underfunded department didn't have trouble capturing animals in the non Latino/non Black part of Dallas.

My brother is one of those. Not the engaged or married part, but holy shit can he not ever be single. And meanwhile I actively go out of my way to be single because who has time for men when you have a dog to snuggle 24/7?

No one on that terrible show deserves to make that much money. The only good show about gifted students/young adults was Head Of The Class.

Phthalates are plasticizers, which means they are a chemical in plastics that make the plastic soft. Toys with phthalates are often labelled as ‘jelly’ or ‘PVC’.

They also put that crap in anal lubes. Because apparently some people think the answer to “it hurts” is “let’s numb it”. Pro-tip: the real answer is “you’re doing it wrong".

Apply Vitamin E oil or olive oil to your labia to “help moisturize and strengthen the vaginal tissue.”

$12.50/pack (in Canada, probably cheaper in the US). And come on, these things are in verrry close contact with very permeable membranes, so yeah, you want to stay pretty clean and natural, I think. At least, I do! (Also I’m vegan, so there’s that.) It’s like tampons made with non-organic (cotton’s rich in pesticides)…

Is that what straight men call it, a “bloodstone wand”? Christ.

“We don’t feel the need to justify the reason we made it.”

I’m choosing to believe he is a big fan of Battlestar Galactica.

Driving away from customers and boasting about it in the media is certainly not going to get him paid.

An old friend of mine has two monkeys. Small ones. I can’t talk to her about it.

Super jerks. Dogs and cats are good pets because they literally evolved to be our pets and it took thousands of years to get them that way. They aren’t really meant to be without humans even if they’re capable of surviving on their own. Wild animals will always be wild. They get no sympathy from me.