more like Mrs. Featherbottom.

A good friend of mine is about to lose her mom because the mom decided to cure her cancer holistically through diet. My friend even organized an intervention to beg her mother to get treatment but to no avail. These kinds of scams do cause immeasurable harm not only to the people who fall for it but their families. My…

In addition to paying the fines, she should be ordered to volunteer a few thousand hours in an oncology ward.

God bless you. This post made me laugh out loud, and with the way this week has been (and EVERY FUCKING WEEK SINCE THAT SHIT STAIN TOOK OFFICE), it was a nice break.

Exactly.

I’m sorry for your struggle, I can't think of anyone who has it worse.

“Doucheowitz”

“Seriously, it’s a big place and different desks made their own plans.”

Shit, now I feel bad about being the stereotypical spoiled youngest child. Twenty years later, I can finally admit it -- I was a spoiled little shit.

He looks like Jim Carrey made up for a whimsical Disney movie except scarier.

I’m sure they do, so long as they never set foot outside/have no chance of visitors. Probably happens once in a while, but I would bet not very often.

Too busy making avocado toast and not buying diamonds and/or houses.

... Or she knew she was better off losing money for a few months or years than to leave the job market and try to get back in once the kids were in school.

Company: Women just leave to raise their kids after a few years, they aren’t worth the investment!

I don't know why millennials aren't having children. There must be some reason...

STOP

Apropos of nothing, the popularization and mainstreaming of the “lots of people are saying” rhetorical tic is just one of the myriad sins Trump has visited on this country.

I was a little scared to make such a drastic change to the part of my face that defined my career

Not only was I too old to read that, I feel I’m even older having finished it, and yet I seemed to have learned nothing at all from it. As is the case with the people involved, I suspect.