Female soccer player: it’s great to have a lively game, free of the ugly tone and harassment o-
Kangaroo: *Bounding in from off the field* NOT ALLLL MEEEEEEEN!!
I’m sure this pharmacist will happily fill scripts for boner pills, because those are for real medical needs unlike us ladies with our hysterical lady problems.
People who think their feelings are more important that providing healthcare to a person should not work in healthcare in any capacity.
Frankenstein *was* the monster.
Please stop, Jameis.
He grabbed a crotch. That isn’t really some Hans Gruber mastermind stuff. I could do it right now. I won’t because I'm not a rapist, but I could without much planning.
Nothing he’s done or been accused of says “mastermind”. It just says entitled asshole.
Gauche? Try insufferable.
Uhhhh but I feel like saying Beyonce and Jay Z, who are increasingly lifting and celebrating black culture, are pulling from Madonna's playbook is kind on offensive? White people taking credit for art created by POC isn't a good look, even if they are Madonna.
“Actually, the divorce was the best thing that ever happened to me.”
Look, if it were any other day, he’d step up and show you how to swing.
“MLB, you’d better not do that to Ichiro; don’t be cops.”
As I recall, the world was saved when a short, pale imp-like man was pushed into a pool of lava.
I think this year I’ve moved past loving her because she just has nothing else to offer, but her bullshit. (And I think she’s knows it and is getting desperate.) Honestly, I don’t even think I would have missed her if she wasn’t on this season and that feels like the kiss of death for a “Real Housewife.”
Cliffs Notes version: Ramona is the woooooorrrrsssstttttttttt
His base is never going to flip. Nothing he does will ever change their mind. If there was video of him pissed on by Putin they’d claim it showed Trump wasn’t afraid to get dirty for America.
This is why people hate soccer.