I could very happily live the rest of my life never seeing Pete Davidson’s tongue again.

Bruh.

To be fair i’m pretty sure a large part of the pacific northwest was originally built to be a racist escape latch before nature loving youths moved in so you’ve got the fun case of everyone either being super woke or a literal skinhead.

G-A-R-B-A-G-E

Of course there are old white guys. Someone has to tell the ladies how to think about things.

Profit off the ignorant and desperate? Who would do such a thing?

Devotion can only be proven through adversity, so they have to invent some or else they’ll feel like frauds!

After three children, I can attest that skin to skin contact with your newborn does foster a great bond with your children. It also is the first test of fatherhood - not dropping your child when they grab a fistful of chest hair and yank it out.

Many or most younger dads generally shirtless around the house. Also, babies LOVE skin-to-skin contact.

.every time I go in there, [I think], god, if there wasn’t the long college process, I would be an attorney.

Do you have any idea how many women’s lives and careers have been ruined just by someone’s words alone without a single shred of proof? Sucks that it can now happen to men too, doesn’t it?

Due process is exactly what’s happening. It’s standard human resources procedure to put people on leave while credible allegations are investigated. There are enough witnesses that the company has already talked to to make it a credible allegation. Read the details instead of reacting to the headlines. “Due Process”…

Buddy, “due process” doesn’t apply in the Court of Public Opinion, and if it ever did, it certainly hasn’t since... I don’t know, name your social media. Myspace?

Tired of the media telling me I need to have a perfect body

Now the reliable heart of a turtle or a tree that might be nice.

Fun fact: Na’vi ponytails actually use Apple’s Lightning connector technology, not USB.

OPEN YOUR MIIIIIIIIND, QUAID

the “reliable heart of a dog”

Go fuck yourself.

You’re a fucking idiot.