Friend, you can do better.

The Hillary tweet made me laugh. Lol good for her.

But my emails.

“I would cite you to the Apostle Paul and his clear and wise command in Romans 13, to obey the laws of the government because God has ordained them for the purpose of order.”
So can I interpret that as what Trump wants is what god wants?! Sessions is citing the divine right of kings.

What in the everlasting fuck is that image of Dolt 45 doing there? That’s some literal supervillain shit. What possible purpose could it serve, besides stroking Orange Foolius’ ego?

Who doesn’t pet a dog right in front of them, especially when they bring a ball?

I would’ve thrown the glove away and said “fuck this” and played with the doggo until game time.

He didn’t even give him head pets. I do not like that baseball man.

Some people will do anything for family.

He’s also a bad cousin.

I’m starting to get this feeling that Rudy Giuliani is not a great husband.

LOLOLOLOLOLOL

Rebounding? Pony too tight?

Oh for God’s sake.

I watched the Tonys with a former NYC actor and a current youth theatre director from Florida. They went back and forth saying how stressful and difficult it must have been for the Parkland Theatre Dept kids to have performed last night. I replied that giving that performance was probably the least stressful and…

I wish you had not passed this mean remark on.

My wig my wig my wig, and my wig my wig yeah

I don’t understand how she has fans. I especially don’t understand how she has gay fans. She is THE WORST. She uses her gay “friends” as props and spews her Trumpian “all lives matter” bullshit to her cast of all African-American women. SHE SUCKS.