I was watching the game, and the announcers made a big deal of how Hamid “made himself big” etc..., etc... and that’s why Martinez shanked the kick. I like Bill Hamid and all, but... nah. He just got under the ball and lifted it over.

His bag of tricks won’t work on NFL players. Then again, he’s not in a position of any power.  Yet.

Considering the effort you’ve put arguing your position, you’ve picked an awful small hill to die on. Lets argue about the shift instead.

We don’t?

Holy shit, I really feel bad about hitting golfballs at his house now.

Give me fake Lovecraftian horrors any day, it’s not like my life isn’t full of real ones. President Azathoth has found his phone and is tweeting right now.

Don’t forget Don Jr and Eric. Since the only way they can get back at dear ole dad is to outlive him, I can picture them doing their best to be big brothers for poor Barron, telling him “Dude, gay marriage is cool, Dad really likes it.”

Godammit!

Seriously, I thought the last sentence would be instead: “And he was correct. When he was descending the last few feet, he was ordered to put his hands up. When he didn’t comply, because his hands were holding onto the building at the time, he was tased by the responding officer below him. He then proceeded to fall on…

The reason for the rule change would be to eliminate a ticky-tack way of recording an out. Nobody enjoys it ... Nobody likes it ..... Nobody likes it ... Why does anybody like it when a dope baserunning move is negated because the guy overslid the bag and was not in physical contact with it for less than a second?

I wish I could be this moose just so I wouldn’t have to see Donnie and Ivanka cuddling atop two fucking parrots.  Just put my head in the sprinkler, and it all goes away.  

Sosa at 2nd base wasn’t in a force situation since he didn’t have a runner behind him on 1st. Because he wasn’t in a force situation, he needed to be tagged out. He could only be tagged out if he was not touching a base. He was not touching a base, and had not called time. He could not have called time since the play…

“Check his birth certificate.  He’s not 12 years old!”

1. The Fan Man parasails into ring during fight and gets his ass beat by 27 bodyguards.

He looks like a life-model for Gerald Scarfe.  If I looked in his closet and found a full bodysuit made of human skin I would not be surprised.

Aw hell no, he’s just gonna start looking more and more like Al Davis, hang around for the next 30 years being litigious and making everyone uncomfortable, and then on his death leave the Knicks in the capable hands of one of his sons, who for some reason will have the same haircut as John Gruden.

That goes without saying.

God also gives us earthquakes, plagues of locusts, rain of blood, frogs, lice, flies, livestock pestilence, boils, hail, locusts, darkness and the killing of firstborn children. DJT fits right in. 

“Oh shit, I left my meth sitting on the front seat!”

I remember on old commercial where the view of a slo-mo Barry Sanders running off right tackle is from the defensive side, and he’s making moves and looking awesome, but wait! A Redskins linebacker (Andre Collins?) looms into the picture and makes a perfect form tackle, bringing him to the ground against all odds. The…