Pestilence, Plague, Asteroids, COVID, - Ladies and Gentlemen, your New York Knicks

2020 can go die in a fire. Throw this year out.

Wakanda forever! ;_;

RIP to the king. Wakanda forever!

Why is the Queen wearing a shirt with Kellyanne Conway on it?

Yep....the GOP byline:

“Everyone hates you and wants your shit and we know it. Be afraid of everyone except us. and by US we mean a certain level of money/power/and skin tone.
Please poor white trash people, keep us in power so we can tell you all your personal troubles are the fault of a different tinted person and not…

Used to LOVE trips to Action Park as a kid. I think I was only a year or two older (and my brother was younger) than the poor kind who’d died by electrocution there. An unbelievable tragedy at the time obviously and I hope the family has been able to find some peace in the time since.

Liberty [University], where students are asked to sign an “honor code,” which prohibits sex outside of marriage, but the honor code doesn’t say anything about watching.

I haven’t seen beef tongue anywhere I’m in unfortunately, which is weird since Alberta boasts about our beef. Last time I had it was Foods class in high school, there was always a senior or too each year that would cook it & it was great!

Whenever someone thinks something I like to eat is gross, I just think “more for me!” Beef tongue used to be like this, but then it became trendy and prices went from $3/lb to $7-8/lb.  

Thanks for catching yourself. Truck drivers earn a pretty good living, and farmers are necessary for our society to have healthy foods.

“I’m older and have more insurance.”

Necrophiliac Paul Maidment has had this cross-posted to his corpse de jour. Paul Maidment has spent all weekend filling it with his evil essence, pulling from all over the G/o network, relabelling AP vids, reposting old freelance work and changing the date stamps.

Say what you want about Party All The Time but it’s a better song than Boogie in Your Butt:

Duck Commander is literally a company owned by the Duck Dynasty guys, they make duck calls for hunters. It’s how they made their money before going on reality TV.

When I was at Boy Scout camp, the older scouts would terrorize the younger telling stories of a Jason-Vorhees-type slasher named the Poulan Man who lived in the woods and would hack up the unsuspecting with various gardening implements and made sure that we got no sleep and snapped awake at every rustle in the forest.…

I went from not caring who won since it won’t be the Yanks or Sox to pulling straight for the Nats.

If the Astros turn it around we could attribute it to them firing this dickwad. Make his name a curse. Could be cool. Fuck it, go Nats. 

I mean, I don’t expect everyone to fact check their jokes, but it’s pretty widely known that Texas’ big cities are Democratic strongholds..

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”