You forgot the most probable: Getting fitted for the 4th of July Uncle Sam outfit he has to wear on stage with his Orangeness.

“We may intercede. We may do something to get that whole thing cleaned up. It’s inappropriate.”

A bunch of open-carry enthusiasts will consider this whole thing a 2A safe zone, and end up brawling with the Secret Service in the reflecting pool.

DC in July is hot and humid like Rush Limbaugh’s dank cheesy recesses, so our Orange Emperor’s going to stick around for 20 minutes max when he realizes there’s no air conditioning in THIS mall. I am very curious to see how they will build a reinforced concrete hardstand for their fancy new Sherman Abrams tanks by um,…

So do I, but I’m good with this one

I see why CBP officers were being so physically &sexually threatening towards me.

You ever grease a tracked vehicle?  The more the better.

I just want the parade route to have a hard left or right turn in it, just so they can kick it into pivot-steer, rip up the pavement, and begin boring a giant muddy hole in the ground.

My son for a while was pissing in the trashcan next to the toilet. My wife was horrified.  I was just happy he was pissing in something rather than on something.

My son was around 3 when he started wearing pull-ups at night instead of a flat-out diaper because now he was a big boy and all that. Well, accidents are supposed to happen at this stage, but I was not ready for several consecutive days of him waking up before dawn to march into our room and announce “I dry now!” Of…

I am more surprised that Jared didn’t enter that building whilst cupping his wife’s ass.  Show the world for all time he’s an Alpha too.

It was supposed to be a hotel, but apparently the elevator shafts don’t line up and the concrete work is bad. It’s too dangerous to occupy and still empty.

That was painful to watch. Too bad they don’t have a kids table at events like this where the younguns would learn how to behave at large social gatherings with people they may or may not get along with. It worked for my family.

By the tone of this article, they are making the Knicks look good by comparison.

Sleeping

Used to work with some guys that all played on the same rugby team (amateur, beer-league) on weekends. They’d come in on Monday with broke noses, black eyes, broken fingers, etc... and go to work like it was nothing. One bald dude shows up with a angry red zipper halfway down his scalp. Turns out he was in the scrum…

Pass this star along to James Fell will ya?

You just know at some point DJT has pulled his mushroom-head out and brandished it like LBJ, demanding everyone tell him not only how big it was, but how much bigger it was than any they had ever seen. I think the only question is not does he do this, but how often he does it solely in front of his male children.

“Well, I’m in Hell now. Hot, very hot. Possibly the hottest ever. Big yuuuuge flames, very tall, very hot. But I’m ok, I’m ok. Been talking to Satan lately, got time on my hands you know. He’s so misunderstood, so unfair really. Really a heck of a guy, could have been the best ever. All that stuff in the Bible, while…

A ray of sunshine.  Thanks!