to arrest and detain anyone who breaks the law

Don’t forget the spider rings and Fun Dip.

Aw hell yeah. Used to go to a Chuck E. Cheese down in Columbus GA when I was in the Army.  It had cheap pitchers of beer and was open well before the bars were.  No shame in pre-gaming at a Chuck E Cheese.

One day I was describing my boss’ shenanigans to my daughter, and she goes: “You work for Michael Scott!” She’s 15. All her friends have watched The Office. She herself has made a Michael Scarn movie. She is an obsessive Office Otaku. Or she was until she discovered Dance Moms. What’s next, I come home and she’s…

Getting the band back together eh? What’s Drew Gooden and/or Udonis Haslem up to?

Life is disappointment

Can I ask what exactly happens at a 3 day wedding party/retreat?

I only order off the menu at Wendy’s.  Had their Chorizo Mac-n-cheese yet?

Maybe just for a cameo. Can’t have Kate McKinnon be everyone.

She’d be getting a pay cut working at the WH.  She makes $1M at the NRA.

Um, maybe a largish chunk of the GOP base perhaps?

That’s a money move right there.

Wealth for some reason is seen as “morally good” in a nation that seems to believe in a religion that typically says otherwise.

“He denies it, he denies it all very strongly. And you know what, I believe him. This is very dangerous you know”

The most common criticism of ... is one of aesthetics: fans just don’t like this kind of basketball. It is sludgy, selfish, it relies on tricks and cheats, the constant whistles, the slow pace. It just isn’t pretty.

As one who stood by the TV holding the antenna in one hand and a big piece of aluminum foil in the other so my dad could watch football, I see what you did there.

I was hoping for either Diamond or Silk, but for utter derangement Katrina would be awesome too. This woman worked for Spicer (I know! great reference right?) and has managed to hang around this long. I’m just interested in which comedian will play her on SNL. Molly Shannon? Kristen Wiig? Vanessa Bayer?

You realize Larry Fox’s franchise is a Hooters.  It’s like there is a MAGA central casting out there that churns out these chuds.  Hooters...

Damn, you’re right.  He calls her Mommy.

If he starts riding a tricycle around, I’m out.