There ya go invoking Rule 34...

Kellyacererak shambles from her lair in the basement of the White House, on a mission from her dread overlord Orange Julius, to spread confusion and befuddlement among the scribes with facts drawn from the Alternative Plane.

This is more than a quid-pro-quo issue: the counter-intelligence angle is not getting enough attention. Having a President receive communications not vetted by his IC, DoD and foreign policy staff means that some country can offer information that is not entirely true, misleading enough that DJT can end up formulating…

Damn, some of ya’ll need to spend more time in the country. Or maybe not.

As a parent, it was tough to watch, but honestly my guide to how I should have behaved (I was a little salty) was my son who told me to chill, it was just a fall-league game.

or it’s so insubstantial that one sees no tent at all

Damn, that’s how I survived in college: frat bro brings girl out to fancy dinner, but is eager to bundle her back into the benz and go home to ride the bone train. Asked if he wants it boxed up, he declines so he doesn’t look like he’s a poor. Leaves porterhouse and nice ceasar salad on table. I box it up and put it…

My kid’s JV basketball team lost a fall league game by 80 to a local Catholic powerhouse that pressed and shot 3's the entire game.  In that case, it was a combination of coaching and the talent differential.  At least the other team looked a little embarrassed when they broke 100.

I used to coach in a flag football youth league, which had a rule where the coach gets suspended for the next game if his team scored more than 42 points more than the other team. More than a few times I’m yelling at the ball carrier to kneel as they streaked down the sideline, or having them turn it over on downs on…

Umpires shouldn’t be allowed to throw players or managers out of the game just for arguing about calls on the field

Ok, 64 Unsportsmanlike’s were called last year in the NFL. 113 Bench-minors called in the NHL. 185 ejections last year in MLB.

Arguing calls in the NFL leads to an Unsportsmanlike Conduct penalty. NHL refs give you a little leeway, but stupidity will get you a bench minor/misconduct penalty. Running your mouth leads directly to on-field/on-ice repercussions, so NHL/NFL players know they will hurt their team right then. What’s an ump going to…

Used to work with a guy who right after Trump won, exclaimed to the office-at-large, “Well, I guess I don’t have to put up with that PC bullshit anymore!” Our office, besides himself, was comprised of an African-American male, a 6' 8" female somewhere on the LGBTQ spectrum, and myself, a proud libtard. We all look at…

The Mary Matalin-James Carville match of our century, but instead of opposites, Domenech makes his conservative wife appear to be liberal, but only in contrast to his politics.

I just want to see Marshawn Lynch have the seat next to Drake. THAT would be some must-watch TV.

Welp, some VC used the company as their private ATM. Shame.

Not the kind of self-abuse article I was expecting.  Carry on.

I prefer my ridiculous rule changes to trend Old School: jumping jacks are for sissies. Good ole 4-count SQUAT THRUSTS.

The Plaxico Burress strategem.

Yes! Finally the players will be able to get their all-you-can-eat crab legs at the “Jameis Winston Training Table™ presented by Red Lobster” instead of sneaking them out of the Piggly Wiggly.