And I don’t think a graduate of IAC football is carrying us from the biggest clownshow running to not-the-biggest clownshow running.

To highlight how much of a local kid he is, ESPN showed a map of the NOVA area where they were all “Look, it’s only 29 miles from his high school (Bullis High in Montgomery County, MD) to the Redskins training facility (in Ashburn,VA)!” Then a dotted line started to arc from right to left to show this notional…

What lives on in your memories can never die.

I mean: Hot Tub Time Machine + 50 Shades of Grey + Love It or List It, cast Melissa Gilbert as the Lonely Housewife, Owen Wilson as the Hot Tub Repairman and Tony Shalhoub as the Gimp, put that joint on Lifetime/Bravo, gonna make a bundle.

It’s nice to see a pro do something I can do.

Do they really suspect anyone to believe this?

nu-SHIELD: Had me wondering for a sec what the SHIELD would be like headed by Fred Durst: Korn, strippers, and a befuddled Kid Rock protecting the world from their headquarters within the Playboy Mansion grotto.

3. What sort of super villain mansion set up is a hot tub sex library?

For a minute, I was thinking about that other bribery scandal. Sorry, carry on.

Come on Pascal, you dis-Assembler

Oh THIS. 10 million times THIS. Raising the Cup last year has made everything sweeter. EVERYTHING.

“Florida Man Publicly Humiliated After Easter Bunny Hops to the Rescue.”

When the leg bone ain’t connected to the knee bone, etc, etc... all zombie Ned’s going to be able to do is be as boney as only bones can be. I’m assuming the NK’s powers need muscle and tendon to animate, otherwise we are in for some twitchy Ray Harryhousen skeletons (and perhaps some inadvertent comedy, legs on…

Harper set a goal for himself in 2018 that he would not be ejected from any games all season, and then, sadly, borked it all up in the final week of the season. The man’s got a temper!

Nah, he’s more of a Bryson/Brycen/Brayden. Braxton might be a little too “urban” for him.

There are some folks for whom maybe a beer every now and then would help take the edge off.

Worked in an office where the one of the guys from the suite next door would have full-on hour-long shouting-in-Hindi speakerphone teleconferences in the handicapped stall.  And yes, his pants were down.

Eco-shart?

there’s no level of embarrassment that could top that.

“I bring nothing to the table...I’m not work material. I will never be work material.”