“Tom said he might play as Leicester on Fifa now, though,” Mike added.

What we’re here to discuss now is how NYCFC have fallen in the conference semifinals four years running, and their particularly bad record at home.

Umm, they played Slavia Prague, not Sparta. I’m not that hotheaded, but making that mistake in Prague could get you seriously injured. Those two teams are headed in completely different directions these days.

so glad to see Ox back. can’t wait to see more of him and Keita

The Ox one is insane. The first goal is stunning, but it also makes sense - a good kid in the schoolyard who catches one just right can get a similar effect (obv not QUITE on the same scale). But the Ox goal is just inexplicable frankly.

Keita is seemingly the obvious solution to the accurate criticism that the weakest link of Liverpool’s XI is the midfield.

Stop trying to make Pool Boys happen. 

OSKEE GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING WOW WOW

You are mother fucking right it did!

the pitches are much smaller than in the top leagues

Yeah, she needs to name names. But Lloyd can’t play No.10 any more. The only spot she can play is No.9 is because she’s too slow to play midfield or either wing position.

Say what you will about Jill Ellis’s decision making, but not playing your 37 year old aging star for all 630+ minutes of game time was probably a pretty sound decision. 

one who’d like to preserve the perception of themselves as brave truth-tellers, but would prefer not actually having to engage in any of that risky truth-telling business.

I just find it hilarious how people mis-characterize these issues. This is simple: When Steve Kerr speaks about gun violence, Trump, racism these are viewed within the prism of the the United states and America culture, domestic issues. They are also viewed as the opinions of Steve Kerr and Steve Kerr alone. Darryl…

Nervous Nancy. That’s devastating. Hear that, Nancy? You’re devastated.

Call it an exclusive private Trump Resort and the putz would gleefully go there, could call it Mar-a-lcatraz.

A company I worked for did this once. One meeting room was obviously for those who would stay, the other was not. I ran into a friend from HR and she asked “where are you going?” I said meeting room X and she just looked pale. So when I got there I saw all the people who were being laid off, and it was obvious because…

There’s only one good innovative camera that I can think of - in-track cameras in F1:

It’s not a club America until you add bacon to that chunk of meat.

An animated show about a horse should not have been the catalyst for me re-examining my depression, co-dependent relationships and finally going to therapy, but it was.