Sorry, as a Warren supporter, after Bernie’s most recent comments regarding a contested convention where he straight up says he no longer agrees to the rules he agreed to prior to the primaries starting up and that of it goes to superdelegates he will basically act like he did last time. This despite the fact that he…

De-tassling corn is a bitch.

Those old farts had their toys, I have mine. I bet that they would have shut up faster if they were within a mile of my place.

If that gun turned up in the Borderlands game I think it would be called “The Compensator”.

Come on Joan- this is not the proper headline “Some soccer people got married”

Speaking as a fellow Who Dat Cajun with a Ph.D., please shut the fuck up.

In 50 years this will be very helpful to take pictures of skyscrapers. 

What does the crash mean, though?

Do the social aspects ramp up slowly no matter when you start playing, or is this the sort of thing where waiting six months to play it means the player base will have already built up a "complete" infrastructure? I think of your story about the snowy peaks, and how it felt like you were expanding on the work of the…

Damn the man.

Dear Deadspin’s overlords:

Help me, I stuck to sports and now I can’t get all this sports off of me. Can you guys get Jolie Kerr to do an article about the best way to get sports off of a nice dress shirt?

The ones that turn out to be humans with ill intent scare me far more than the ghosts. See: the farmhand one and the Cincinnati apartment one from recent years.

The scariest thing about the ouija board story is that a Chick Tract gained enough sentience to write it!

“Tom said he might play as Leicester on Fifa now, though,” Mike added.

What we’re here to discuss now is how NYCFC have fallen in the conference semifinals four years running, and their particularly bad record at home.

Umm, they played Slavia Prague, not Sparta. I’m not that hotheaded, but making that mistake in Prague could get you seriously injured. Those two teams are headed in completely different directions these days.

so glad to see Ox back. can’t wait to see more of him and Keita

The Ox one is insane. The first goal is stunning, but it also makes sense - a good kid in the schoolyard who catches one just right can get a similar effect (obv not QUITE on the same scale). But the Ox goal is just inexplicable frankly.

Keita is seemingly the obvious solution to the accurate criticism that the weakest link of Liverpool’s XI is the midfield.