I’m really hoping that it’s Michael Bradley, only because he’s described here as a former USMNT player.

wild, i never knew that P.T. was the infamous “playable teaser” for Silent Hills

like a helicopter.

Alisson is a gorgeous man with the name of a gorgeous woman.

You know where they don’t have 8-0 games Billy ? Time for you to get that Vela LAFC jersey and the Real Salt Lake scarf to go with your Red Bulls coffee mug. You know you wanna do it baby ! You know you do ! It’s only a matter of time before you’re sitting across from Kate Abdo discussing El Traffico or the MLS Cup.…

Mannschaft Shafts Man

Quick fun point before I go into my rant: 69% of Americans do not own a firearm, despite there easily being 50-60 million MORE firearms in the country than there are actual people living in it.

+1 editorial vacancy

What is it with Indiana and murals?

The First Amendment states “Congress shall make no law...” which means there is no federal law at all!

Honestly, Sadio Mane’s goal over the weekend was better.

He somehow looks like Bobby Hill and Cotton Hill.

why is Jerry Falwell on deadspin

And then one time he says “If you rake forests, forest fires are finished.” then the next time it’s “Raking forests is why the Finnish never have forest fires.” then the next it’s “I was talking to the President of Finland - great leader, they love me in Finland - and he told me that they don’t have forest fires…

August and Everything After still holds up, but This Desert Life is their best work.

Alright, so the “his dreadlocks are actually a wig” rumour and that he dated all the popular 90 women in the span of a single year aside ...

Donald Quixote

I am willing to bet the mortgage payment that Ruffini has heard a lot of women in bars order “angel shots” at last call but is confused that he has never had or even seen one.

Should have caulked the wagon.