Welp, he’s not getting even a slap on the wrist, apparently. He’s getting a “formal warning.” I’m sure he’s devastated.

The cat is both on and offsides until the video replay is confirmed.

And Abdel was going at Zlatan for that, not because of any petty insult. Hence his gesture with the elbow at the start of that clip.

Hard to argue against something even a Michigan fan is capable of understanding

“Swerved a laser? I’m here for that.”

This is why when I saw The American Outlaws embracing the USWNT I cringed. Nothing kills the experience like a couple of AO dipshits mansplaining soccer to anyone and everyone within earshot.

It’s fine and the people who complain about it are much more annoying than the thing itself.

Is that what happened to Billy ?

That’s just Scully and Hitchcock undercover

My wife swears she saw one once on vacation, but I was not there so I can’t confirm it.

Fuck off, asshole. 

I think it’s cute how people who don’t care about a sport decide that everyone wants to hear how edgy they are when they comment about that sport.

I don’t know what I was expecting Daniel Sturridge’s dog to look like, but it wasn’t an adorable smiley boi. Good soccer man/dog pairing right there.

It looked like to me the pressure came because of 3 Bradley giveaways. Soon after those the goal was scored. A defense just cannot turn back counter after counter and not eventually crack

That goal wasn’t on defense, but on the midfield. Mexico turned it on in the second half by overunning the midfield and taking advantage of Bradley’s lack of athleticism and McKennie’s poor positional awareness (although he was being forced to cover for Bradley quite a bit). Teams have been using this tactic to…

The crowd really went cuckoo for Coco Gauff.

The Guardians of the Galaxy were the friends we made along the way. Actually, that’s a pretty accurate summary.

There is an important distinction to make on what needs to change to be available in a market. Changing visuals like skimpy clothing or language is not a big deal, but removing any criticism of the government or removing recognition of Taiwan as an independent nation is. But you know what, some people are too stupid…

Crystal Dunn was the Player of the Match, though.

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