First they came for the idiots without valid opinions, and I did not speak out.

It’s like if Magritte had painted The Son of Man with a tangerine instead of an apple.

I’m sure you’re always welcome. And bring your good spirits with you :)

I’m sure they’ll be heavy favorites for the upcoming Champions League final.

See, you do need good guys with guns!

“I’m going to dog on this guy for getting paid to vastly underperform in his job, and I have no sense of irony, hypocrisy or self-awareness.” -B. Haisley

First thing they should do is cede the Dolan Heights

I have a video saved on my phone and computer, it’s of us at PT when she’s about a year and a half and taking her first steps.

I work with children with disabilities. For the past 3 months, I have been working with a 7-year-old who had a stroke. He is back to walking recently. Last week, I walked into his 2nd-grade classroom to get him. He was sitting with a group of kids on the floor doing some lesson. He saw me and immediately got up on his…

Re: Walking,

 I am assuming Patrick wrote this because Billy was unavailable due to being curled up in a blubbering ball in his mom's basement. 

It looks like I’ve found my 2019-20 kit. god dammit.  Also, this win was important to shut steve nash the fuck up.  

Is there a greater Liverpool cult hero than Divock Origi? Looked destined for stardom until an awful injury, always found scoring the most timely goals. Fuck, I love him.

That feel when you try to act smug and superior and instead self-own. Good to know he is wholly unqualified to talk about the domestic league, instead of just assuming. No wonder he only talks about the Front Office, the second he talks about the product the veil gets lifted.

“presumable” because I haven’t watched a minute of MLS this season so I’ve not had the chance to subject his performances to my own visual examination

I bet all his tweets go viral.

I get it, I hate the Lakers as much as anyone else, but if somebody gives you a signed Kareem jersey, you gotta hang that one up. I’m assuming the worst case situation is somebody sees it in your house and is like “oh, are you a Lakers fan?” and you simply say “No, I actually do not like them at all. This was a gift…

Please settle a debate: Is Back to the Future a sci-fi movie?

Co signed:

But then his potential paramours would have to weigh his shooting of a black teenager (good!) against him being mixed race (bad!) which comes via an white father of German descent (good!) and a Peruvian mother who herself has an Afro-Peruvian mother (bad!). And he is a little... swarthy (bad!), plus “Zimmerman”…