[Rob Thomas looks at the score]

Almost all MLS games are carried on ESPN+ and that’s $5 a month for what it’s worth. For once Billy is right about something though. Greed is stunting the game here.

I thought you meant a local massage spa.

City Slickers was definitely my favorite Crystal Palance matchup.

Fuck the Sun

Can you please stop calling them the Pool Boys?  You’re such a good writer otherwise.

For the last two months, Mané has been the best player wearing the Liverpool red.

Please, please, please....I beg of you...stop with the “Pool Boys”crap.

To help Trippier feel not so bad about what happened Harry Kane has claimed the own goal as his.

Not nearly as twitchy as most are with pretentious insignificance.

What kind of good God would breathe life into such a creation?

That foot locking thing by Borschart was a cheap move.  He deserved everything he got.  

Pro/rel fixes everything !!! /s

FA Women’s Super League (England), Division 1 Femenine (France), Frauen Bundesliga (Germany), Damallsvenskan (Sweden), etc.

While I and most others writing about him now, after the hotly contested courtship that involved pretty much all the game’s biggest clubs finally came to a close when Barcelona announced yesterday that they’d won the Ajax man’s hand in marriage for a hefty €75 million (the ceremony is set for this coming summer), have…

Lauren, can you please take over full-time for Billy? I genuinely enjoy your concise, well-written, well-thought out articles that are not the length of Hammurabi’s Code.

I’m not even a huge fan of MLS, but mannnn, fuck off with the tone of this article.

I know this tread is months old now but I felt compelled to comment. I hadn’t played this game since I was a kid on SNES but always remembered it fondly. For some reason I recently got that old school FF bug and downloaded a SNES FFIII emu and started my first play through in what seems like a thousand years. It took…

After my granFanda died, I discovered she had snuck little bits of money into money markets, CD’s and savings accounts in my name since my birth. I was notified of this by her sister via a post card with my first clue (because she made it a treasure hunt). All told she left me 24k. The knowledge of that money, of the…