Heath has never had speed. I think she’s quicker with the ball at her feet, though. But she’s not the one I want running down balls over top.

Man, these guys really won’t defend anything.

First they came for the idiots without valid opinions, and I did not speak out.

It’s like if Magritte had painted The Son of Man with a tangerine instead of an apple.

I’m sure you’re always welcome. And bring your good spirits with you :)

Fucking preach.

I’m sure they’ll be heavy favorites for the upcoming Champions League final.

See, you do need good guys with guns!

I would say the NES game is more fondly remembered than the show, since it was actually a fairly fun game like many of Capcom’s disney licensed titles.

“I’m going to dog on this guy for getting paid to vastly underperform in his job, and I have no sense of irony, hypocrisy or self-awareness.” -B. Haisley

First thing they should do is cede the Dolan Heights

I have a video saved on my phone and computer, it’s of us at PT when she’s about a year and a half and taking her first steps.

I work with children with disabilities. For the past 3 months, I have been working with a 7-year-old who had a stroke. He is back to walking recently. Last week, I walked into his 2nd-grade classroom to get him. He was sitting with a group of kids on the floor doing some lesson. He saw me and immediately got up on his…

Re: Walking,

 I am assuming Patrick wrote this because Billy was unavailable due to being curled up in a blubbering ball in his mom's basement. 

It looks like I’ve found my 2019-20 kit. god dammit.  Also, this win was important to shut steve nash the fuck up.  

Is there a greater Liverpool cult hero than Divock Origi? Looked destined for stardom until an awful injury, always found scoring the most timely goals. Fuck, I love him.

That feel when you try to act smug and superior and instead self-own. Good to know he is wholly unqualified to talk about the domestic league, instead of just assuming. No wonder he only talks about the Front Office, the second he talks about the product the veil gets lifted.

“presumable” because I haven’t watched a minute of MLS this season so I’ve not had the chance to subject his performances to my own visual examination

I bet all his tweets go viral.